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...But I Escaped Because.......

But I escape by going fast!

The next user is staring down a King cobra.
 
...But I escaped because I suddenly gave him a big hug, which is what he really needed at the moment!

The next poster is deep in a Mystery Dungeon with an empty stomach, and unable to find apples or other things to eat. Health slowly decreasing with every step.
 
But I escaped the speeding train by using a las minute teleportation spell—because who needs physics when you have desperation fueled magic? I reappeared in the conductor's hat, leaving everyone else wondering if the train was haunted. (*●艸●*)

You're stuck inside a massive bubblegum bubble that keeps inflating and deflating based on how much you argue with it. The gum talks back and has a sharp sense of sarcasm.
 
But I escape by bonding with it due to our shared hatred for a certain Pokemon.... ah.... good times, such a nice bubblegum bubble! =D

The next user is stuck in the trunk of a car left out in the heat.
 
...But I escaped because the carousel spun so fast it broke loose and rolled over into a nearby loch, allowing me to let go and swim to safety.

The next poster got caught running an illegal sink smuggling ring.
 
...But I escaped because I found one!

Lavemu☆ said:
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...This should be, 'non-existent' with an 'e'. (I'm an English major. 'scuse me. *Grin*)

The next poster is buried beneath a mountain of spam emails.
 
Homer refuses to learn math, so I fake a "nuclear meltdown" alarm, toss him a donut-shaped textbook, and sneak out while he's trying to eat page 47. ⸂⸂⸜(രᴗര๑)⸝⸃⸃

The next user is trapped in a room full of rabid Noibats screeching at max volume!
 
...But I escaped because I completely refused and withdrew from it. (It's not even music- Yuck!)

The next poster accidentally ingested several toxic berries!
 
I escape by making giant SOS signs in the ground and get rescued by some kind aliens who want me to nap in bed while they observe me =D

The next user tripped and spilled all the drinks they were carrying!
 
...But I escaped because I met a waterbender who kindly waterbended all the drinks back into their respective cups.

The next poster woke up one morning to find they were married to a pineapple who won't let them get a divorce.
 
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