Caption Contest ★ Christmas 2011 Edition

[Archer]

Santa was asked to pick a job for the rest of the year...

...replying "ho ho ho" was a mistake he will never forget.

Bonus points? - His street name is Candy. Candy Cane. :D

 

[deoxys121]

Don't get drunk in public. Just look what it did to Santa.

 

[Her]

Tim Allen rehearses scene for x-rated movie The Santa Clause 4: The Long Hard South Pole

 

[Awesome.]

"And this is what happens when you let "Ditto" out near Christmas time"

 

[Alexander Nicholi]

Oh My His Legs!

I did an image caption with Paint.NET, and I think its cool. Lookie?

How'd you like it? :)

 

[oocyst]

'Hang these in your tree'

I'm so unoriginal

 

[Ho-Oh]

OKAY GUYS, IT'S TIME TO VOTE!

This post will be just the place where all the entries will be listed. Send a Private Message to me of the ONE person you think has the best caption for the image. I'll individually vm everyone who participated too so they remember to PM me :) Anyone else can vote too!! It doesn't matter if you participated or not.

Voting closes in a week, by the way.

Fireworks
Delibird used Flash!
It's Super effective!

Zet
Come get a delicious meat shaped candy cane!

vaporeon7
Baby you're a firework!

Yoshikkko
there's some baubles for ya

moments.
Everyone in the street was horrified when they realised Santa's sack didn't have any presents in it.

Suicune™
I've got your presents right here!

Sydian
I'M OLE CHRIS. I GOTTA MANGINA!!!

Jake♫
Don't act like you're not impressed. I don't know if you've heard, but I'm kind of a big deal...

Captain Fabio
LOOK AT MEH SEXY BODY

Abnegation
Cue Born This Way backing track.
"Don't be a reindeer, be a flag. Don't look at my pole, just lick my bag!

Rukario
Ho Ho Ho.. I'm Santa Claus and this is the North Pole!

JalordaSerpent7
Hmm? What's going on here? I just need to grab something in my coat, so why is everyone staring at me?!

Mario The World Champion
Santa's got the perfect stocking stuffer right here!

Eeveon
Santa: "Ho ho ho! Here's a little something from Santa. ;)"
Padestrians: "OMGWTF Y U DO DIS??"

Mr. X
"Jingle balls, jingle balls, Jingle all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to ride, On the North Pole."

Ęℓαчиıı
It seems that our Secret Santa doesn't have much of a secret anymore.

Hybrid Trainer
Stop cryin' kid this is what was your mom asked for.

Elite Overlord LeSabre™
How does the whole 'naughty/nice list' thing work when Santa himself ends up on the 'naughty' list?

Dark Azelf
When they told you Santa had a big sack, they weren't wrong.

Archer
Santa was asked to pick a job for the rest of the year...

...replying "ho ho ho" was a mistake he will never forget.

deoxys121
Don't get drunk in public. Just look what it did to Santa.

Team Fail
Of course the police officer has to take his break right when Santa is flashing the pedestrians and showing them where the North Pole is!

Harlequin
Tim Allen rehearses scene for x-rated movie The Santa Clause 4: The Long Hard South Pole

Awesome.
And this is what happens when you let "Ditto" out near Christmas time

AlexTheRose

Rednael
Hang these in your tree

 

[moments.]

Good luck everyone! Some amazingly funny captions to choose from!

 

[Yoshikko]

Aaaa so hard to choose lol these were all p good actually and for once mine doesn't really suck a lot XD

 

[Ho-Oh]

Oh yeah, update, I've only recieved 10 PMs for this and I haven't checked them yet sooo hopefully more people vote. :)

 

[Yoshikko]

Okay well good luck to everyone, I'm really curious for the results because we haven't been able to see them so yeah!

 

[Ho-Oh]

Fireworks wins this Caption Contest with 5 votes! Emblem will be given for some point, come back later this month for normal Caption Contest images!

 

[moments.]

Congrats Fireworks! :D
There were heaps of great captions, but well deserved!