Cheaper by the Dozens

*while driving the Lexus, Scott was zooming on Hiway I80*

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Speeders should get cought.
 
errr.... never mind...


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Funny, I just got back from watching Cheaper By the Dozen, and saw this thread. O_o Lol. Anyways, Miyu and I'll be like.. whatshername... that girl that was always plotting stuff. XD Yeah. *cackles and puts on a hat*

Okay, let's think of something evil to do! *Kayleigh and Miyu run off carrying a rolled up peice of paper--most likely the plans for their next attack*

And wait! I want 12 siblings. o_o *looks at Mario and Hikaru*
 
Kayleigh said:
Funny, I just got back from watching Cheaper By the Dozen, and saw this thread. O_o Lol. Anyways, Miyu and I'll be like.. whatshername... that girl that was always plotting stuff. XD Yeah. *cackles and puts on a hat*

Okay, let's think of something evil to do! *Kayleigh and Miyu run off carrying a rolled up peice of paper--most likely the plans for their next attack*

And wait! I want 12 siblings. o_o *looks at Mario and Hikaru*
Click to expand...
*sweats but looks at Kayleigh the same way*
What!? Are you trying to make me Steve Martin or what? And give me that!
*takes the rolled up piece of paper*
There will be none of this! From now on, I'm knuckle-down dad!
Brush your teeth! Go to sleep early! Drink lots of water! Dress modestly!
See! It's no longer all fun and games!
*crumples up the rolled up piece of paper*
phew....hehe
 
*wonders what evil Kayleigh is going to do about her evil dad** eats all of the barbed wire off the cars*
"Yummy wire..."
"Mario must have more evil children...for me to eat..."

~HORN!
 
*finds the gas gage is low*

*Drives the Lexus to a BP*

I need uhhh... gas?

BP Person: Sure

*presses the 89 button on the gas pump and then fills the car up*

*5 min later.

Alyssa: Thank you!

*drives on Interstate 25*

*Takes exit 25a*

*drives up to the family house.*

Atlast, Home!
 
* Crazy elf steps on Defective Kitty's tail when she walks in the house*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! *calls police*
Police? There's crazy elf here that just steped on my tai!
Police: We will be there as soon as possible!
*police take the crazy elf to detention*
Police: You are a very bad elf! It is evil to step on a defective cats tail!


~HORN!
 
Since when did I become an evil dad? I'm kindhearted! Watch!
*feeds the defective cat defective, expired cat food*
And besides, you can't talk!
*walks back over to the house and sits down on his lounge chair*
Ah, now this is the life!
*falls asleep...no, not fainted hehe*
 
I used to talk in rymes but then I saw the doctor and he made me talk normaly... *smells defective cat food smell on Uncle marios hand* *bites uncle marios hand off*
Mmmm...tastier the second time...


~HORN!
 
Hey, you can't pee on mario! He's my tiolet! Get your own!
* Grabs Machine gun out of thin air and points it at MM2*


~HORN!
 
*gets on the Dell Demension Desktop and check the Family Services Database*

*finds a report on Scott abusing his pets*

*calls DYFS*

XD...
 
*Still driving his Z06 down I-85 at 180 MPH on his way to the family house* *pulls in and does not steep on the cat's tail* walks in and sees his cousin Alyssa getting took out the door* O_o (I am trying to fit you in here some where in here Alyssa XD)
 
Dog go and pee on Andy! He can be your toilet.
MM2: Woof, woof!
*steals Andy's Z06 and crashes it into the Quickiemart by accident*


~HORN!
 
*eats the destroyed car and goes and talks to Andy*
Hello... are you bying more food?
*eats Andy's shoes off*


~HORN!
 
*DYFS Workers drag Scott away*

DYFS: We are taking you away because you are a hazard

*hears Scott screaming while DYFS workers were draging him to the jail truck*
 
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