Church of Disconnect - DISconnect from your sins!


This is considered a legally verbal binding agreement to join the Club of Disconnect. Welcome Level 5, Pleb!

I wish to disconnect from the disconnect so that I can disconnect while I disconnect.

This is considered a legally verbal binding agreement to join the Club of Disconnect. Welcome Level 5, Pleb!

Cults are fun.

I wish to never connect!

Welcome, Level 5 Pleb! This is no cult, but true salvation!
 
YOU HEATHEN! HOW DARE YOU! THIS IS JUST SOME LAME BOYCOTT FOR MY NEW MAFIA GAME. YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR DISCONNECTION, KLIPPY.
 
nimsy is one of the most fervent connectors
 
nimsy pls
 
"I wish to never connect!"

Personally I never connect; for connections are tenuous and fragile things to be avoided.
 
As the leader of the Power of Connect, I have entered your church to make peace.

I have reached enlightenment and what we believed was flawed.

We should not be arguing against you. Infact, we should be acceptingyou, because the true connection is not because we believe in the same entity, but rather, even with our differences, we should accept one another, for who we are.

I'm hoping that none of you hold grudges against us.

We should usher in a new age! I am personally asking you to connect our two cults together, because I believe, everything is connected, even if people do not wish to be.

We should be accepting of our brothers and sisters from the Church of Disconnect as do you accept us, and not shun, because to end the holy war in peace, is to be at peace.
 
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