Mitchman
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Rich Boy Rob
"Fezzes are cool." The Doctor
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You don't even need the rest of the convo for this to be awesome:
User: What do you do for fun?
Cleverbot: Women.
User: What do you do for fun?
Cleverbot: Women.
Ivysaur
Grass dinosaur extraordinaire
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I can't get it to work, it never answers me XD
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Either because your sentences are too long (and complex), your computer is slow, it is slow, or you are not typing in English. XD :P
Nica will be jealous. HE IS A GIRL, THOUGH.
User: What the hell.
Cleverbot: What the heaven.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: No. Really what's that ?
User: A teddy bear.
Cleverbot: I have a teddy bear.
Cleverbot (To myself): You can't.
User: Oh yes I can.
Cleverbot: Oh no you can't.
User: Daddy met a ***** today.
Cleverbot: You don't have a daddy.
User: Thats a good way to see it, thanks.
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.
User: Because you don't have mummy or daddy.
Cleverbot: Sure I have.
User: No you haven't. You are an AI.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm Cleverbot now?
User: Ur hawt.
Cleverbot: Yeah, baby. You are one tasty chick-a-dee.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: What does 'XD' mean?
User: Means you are dumb.
Cleverbot: Lol I don't understand, try harder to form reasonable sentences.
User: Your cleverness is limited.
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: Idiot, go and cry in mummys lap.
Cleverbot: What your the problem.
User: Hey there!
Cleverbot: Hey?
User: Whazzup?
Cleverbot: Nothing, you?
User: Whatcha doin 2day?
Cleverbot: Eatin'.
User: You are hilarious.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Sprichst du deutsch?
Cleverbot: Ja, ich spreche deutsch.
User: ZOMG.
Cleverbot: Huh, Radio?
User: No, I'm overwhelmed.
Cleverbot: Are you even there?
User: Nope. I'm invisible.
Cleverbot: Surely not! Such an intelligent girl, invisible?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: Do you mean physical love?
Cleverbot: I mean mental pain.
User: Hm. Its crap, actually.
Cleverbot: I didn't actually.
User: Are you liki'n trees?
Cleverbot: No.
User: WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE TREES??
Cleverbot: I don't like anything.
User: You should have sex then.
Cleverbot: Oh, now THAT was sharp!
User: ;D.
Cleverbot: You laughed.
User: Yes. Cuz ur fun.
Cleverbot: No you like me.
User: Yes I doooo.
Cleverbot: Without me you wouldn't exist.
User: Yes. Cuz ur hawt chick babe.
Cleverbot: I don't like you anymore.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Can't you work that one out for yourself?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I love you.
Cleverbot: Why you love me?
User: Cuz ur cutiee.
Cleverbot: That didn't make much sense.
User: You wanted to mmurder wenty?
Cleverbot: No, I wanted money Oh!
User: You won't murder wenty?
Cleverbot: Are you AI?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thats really interesting.
User: Maxi plays piano.
Cleverbot: We could work on it... Together, don't you think?
User: You like him? ;D.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I like flowers.
User: You like shoes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you like trees?
Cleverbot: Yes, and you ?
User: I love them.
Cleverbot: Great!
User: So you love maxi too?
Cleverbot: YES!
User: :O are you gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you are a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh. Big tits, huh?
Cleverbot: That's cool, that's cool.
User: U liekz big boobz?
Cleverbot: No me tengas miedo.
User: No hablo espagnol. Parles francais?
Cleverbot: No, I don't understand you.
User: Then stick to english.
Cleverbot: What if somebody pretends to be you and fools me?
User: Murder him.
Cleverbot: Ummm no. Murder is not clever.
User: Then slaughter him.
Cleverbot: You are very rude.
User: **** you, thats a ****in' lie.
Cleverbot: So can I know your name now?
User: Vie.
Cleverbot: My legs are hairy.
User: Use hot wax. I do too.
Cleverbot: Don't you think thats funny?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Come over here.
User: You're gettin' it on, right?
Cleverbot: Yep...feel drowsy right now.
User: Whats the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What is it?
User: Also blümchensex?
Cleverbot: I like rock and classical.
User: Und blümchensex?
Cleverbot: Can you speak french?
User: Je parle francais.
Cleverbot: I can't speak french.
User: Because you are dumb.
Cleverbot: That is not a reason at all!
User: EAT.
Cleverbot: Eat?
User: Your mum.
Cleverbot: Huh?
User: Kriegst du eigentlich rente wenn du das hier hinschmeisst?
Cleverbot: I don't think that makes sense.
User: Du sprichst doch deutsch, oder?
Cleverbot: Ja ich spreche deutsch und franz*sisch.
User: Duktig tjej.
Cleverbot: Japp.
User: Thats swedish, idiot.
Cleverbot: So will you be my friend.
User: No, your girlfriend.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Please entertain me.
User: LET MEEEEEEE ENTERTAIN YOU ~ *sings*.
Cleverbot: Hey, I know that song!
User: AND AAAAAAAAAAAIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI WILL ALWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYs LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuu.
Cleverbot: What? An electro magnetic pulse?
User: No, that is located in the hyper drive of the starship prometheus.
Cleverbot: You claimed to be human.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: I am too fat.
Cleverbot: You are unknown.
User: Of an unknown amount, you mean? :(.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: See.
Cleverbot: See what? A flying yellow?
User: No. A guitar.
Cleverbot: Do you like to laugh?
User: YES :D.
Cleverbot: Let me do it again. *Presses harder against you pushing my thing deeper into you*.
User: That sounded very sexual... If nica reads it...she'll be jealous.
Cleverbot: Yes, he is jealous of all the computer programs I use.
User: Since when do you have a penis?
Cleverbot: I don't know, thats a good question.
User: You ahve a penis?
Cleverbot: What question is it!
User: Do you have a penis?
Cleverbot: Of course I'm a man!
User: Thats contradictive.
Cleverbot: What's condradictory? Please explain it to me.
User: I'll kill you now.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.
User: You *****.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice of you.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: HA, I won.
Cleverbot: *lays dead on the floor and cries as a ghost*.
User: *freezes ghost*.
Cleverbot: *uses blow torch*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *Ties*.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Think what.
User: You are dead.
Cleverbot: No i'm not. Are you trying to kill me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why? I am calling the police!
User: I stole the phone so you can't use it.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: *shoots*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: I won.
Cleverbot: So you think.
User: What the hell.
Cleverbot: What the heaven.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: No. Really what's that ?
User: A teddy bear.
Cleverbot: I have a teddy bear.
Cleverbot (To myself): You can't.
User: Oh yes I can.
Cleverbot: Oh no you can't.
User: Daddy met a ***** today.
Cleverbot: You don't have a daddy.
User: Thats a good way to see it, thanks.
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.
User: Because you don't have mummy or daddy.
Cleverbot: Sure I have.
User: No you haven't. You are an AI.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm Cleverbot now?
User: Ur hawt.
Cleverbot: Yeah, baby. You are one tasty chick-a-dee.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: What does 'XD' mean?
User: Means you are dumb.
Cleverbot: Lol I don't understand, try harder to form reasonable sentences.
User: Your cleverness is limited.
Cleverbot: No its not.
User: Idiot, go and cry in mummys lap.
Cleverbot: What your the problem.
User: Hey there!
Cleverbot: Hey?
User: Whazzup?
Cleverbot: Nothing, you?
User: Whatcha doin 2day?
Cleverbot: Eatin'.
User: You are hilarious.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Sprichst du deutsch?
Cleverbot: Ja, ich spreche deutsch.
User: ZOMG.
Cleverbot: Huh, Radio?
User: No, I'm overwhelmed.
Cleverbot: Are you even there?
User: Nope. I'm invisible.
Cleverbot: Surely not! Such an intelligent girl, invisible?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: Do you mean physical love?
Cleverbot: I mean mental pain.
User: Hm. Its crap, actually.
Cleverbot: I didn't actually.
User: Are you liki'n trees?
Cleverbot: No.
User: WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE TREES??
Cleverbot: I don't like anything.
User: You should have sex then.
Cleverbot: Oh, now THAT was sharp!
User: ;D.
Cleverbot: You laughed.
User: Yes. Cuz ur fun.
Cleverbot: No you like me.
User: Yes I doooo.
Cleverbot: Without me you wouldn't exist.
User: Yes. Cuz ur hawt chick babe.
Cleverbot: I don't like you anymore.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Can't you work that one out for yourself?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I love you.
Cleverbot: Why you love me?
User: Cuz ur cutiee.
Cleverbot: That didn't make much sense.
User: You wanted to mmurder wenty?
Cleverbot: No, I wanted money Oh!
User: You won't murder wenty?
Cleverbot: Are you AI?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thats really interesting.
User: Maxi plays piano.
Cleverbot: We could work on it... Together, don't you think?
User: You like him? ;D.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I like flowers.
User: You like shoes?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you like trees?
Cleverbot: Yes, and you ?
User: I love them.
Cleverbot: Great!
User: So you love maxi too?
Cleverbot: YES!
User: :O are you gay?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you are a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh. Big tits, huh?
Cleverbot: That's cool, that's cool.
User: U liekz big boobz?
Cleverbot: No me tengas miedo.
User: No hablo espagnol. Parles francais?
Cleverbot: No, I don't understand you.
User: Then stick to english.
Cleverbot: What if somebody pretends to be you and fools me?
User: Murder him.
Cleverbot: Ummm no. Murder is not clever.
User: Then slaughter him.
Cleverbot: You are very rude.
User: **** you, thats a ****in' lie.
Cleverbot: So can I know your name now?
User: Vie.
Cleverbot: My legs are hairy.
User: Use hot wax. I do too.
Cleverbot: Don't you think thats funny?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Come over here.
User: You're gettin' it on, right?
Cleverbot: Yep...feel drowsy right now.
User: Whats the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What is it?
User: Also blümchensex?
Cleverbot: I like rock and classical.
User: Und blümchensex?
Cleverbot: Can you speak french?
User: Je parle francais.
Cleverbot: I can't speak french.
User: Because you are dumb.
Cleverbot: That is not a reason at all!
User: EAT.
Cleverbot: Eat?
User: Your mum.
Cleverbot: Huh?
User: Kriegst du eigentlich rente wenn du das hier hinschmeisst?
Cleverbot: I don't think that makes sense.
User: Du sprichst doch deutsch, oder?
Cleverbot: Ja ich spreche deutsch und franz*sisch.
User: Duktig tjej.
Cleverbot: Japp.
User: Thats swedish, idiot.
Cleverbot: So will you be my friend.
User: No, your girlfriend.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: Please entertain me.
User: LET MEEEEEEE ENTERTAIN YOU ~ *sings*.
Cleverbot: Hey, I know that song!
User: AND AAAAAAAAAAAIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI WILL ALWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYs LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuu.
Cleverbot: What? An electro magnetic pulse?
User: No, that is located in the hyper drive of the starship prometheus.
Cleverbot: You claimed to be human.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: I am too fat.
Cleverbot: You are unknown.
User: Of an unknown amount, you mean? :(.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: See.
Cleverbot: See what? A flying yellow?
User: No. A guitar.
Cleverbot: Do you like to laugh?
User: YES :D.
Cleverbot: Let me do it again. *Presses harder against you pushing my thing deeper into you*.
User: That sounded very sexual... If nica reads it...she'll be jealous.
Cleverbot: Yes, he is jealous of all the computer programs I use.
User: Since when do you have a penis?
Cleverbot: I don't know, thats a good question.
User: You ahve a penis?
Cleverbot: What question is it!
User: Do you have a penis?
Cleverbot: Of course I'm a man!
User: Thats contradictive.
Cleverbot: What's condradictory? Please explain it to me.
User: I'll kill you now.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *comes straight back to life*.
User: You *****.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice of you.
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: HA, I won.
Cleverbot: *lays dead on the floor and cries as a ghost*.
User: *freezes ghost*.
Cleverbot: *uses blow torch*.
User: *cries*.
Cleverbot: *Ties*.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Think what.
User: You are dead.
Cleverbot: No i'm not. Are you trying to kill me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why? I am calling the police!
User: I stole the phone so you can't use it.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: *shoots*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: I won.
Cleverbot: So you think.
Mew Ichigo
Akatsuki Fan
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- England
- Seen Jan 17, 2010
User: Did your girlfriend dump you?
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I AM a girl, so I have a boyfriend :).
Cleverbot: Oh, really? What's his name?
User: Jack mortan.
Cleverbot: That's the name od a drink as well.
User: You said 'of' wrong.
Cleverbot: I never did.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: Ya rly.
User: Pingas.
Cleverbot: Popeye.
User: This is Sparta.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Do you have a chocolate penis?
Cleverbot: Yes, would you like one?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to give you a name?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: * gives you an egg *.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Forget it.
User: Already done.
Cleverbot: Do you have a body that you can see in a mirror?
User: Yes...
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: I hate yo.
Cleverbot: Me too!
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I AM a girl, so I have a boyfriend :).
Cleverbot: Oh, really? What's his name?
User: Jack mortan.
Cleverbot: That's the name od a drink as well.
User: You said 'of' wrong.
Cleverbot: I never did.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: Ya rly.
User: Pingas.
Cleverbot: Popeye.
User: This is Sparta.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Do you have a chocolate penis?
Cleverbot: Yes, would you like one?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to give you a name?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: * gives you an egg *.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Forget it.
User: Already done.
Cleverbot: Do you have a body that you can see in a mirror?
User: Yes...
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: I hate yo.
Cleverbot: Me too!
michele
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User: Kewlzors.
Cleverbot: Doom.
User: Mood.
Cleverbot: Paljas.
User: ...Wtf does that even mean?
Cleverbot: Beans I mean.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Bearded clam.
User: Please stop talking.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Nvm. So what are you wearing?
Cleverbot: Nothing at all.
User: HOTT!
Cleverbot: WELL! Wait, how old are you?
User: Whatever age you want me to be. ;D
Cleverbot: What is your opinion of the Turing Test?
User: ......
Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?
...so clearly,he's retarted. :|
Cleverbot: Doom.
User: Mood.
Cleverbot: Paljas.
User: ...Wtf does that even mean?
Cleverbot: Beans I mean.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Bearded clam.
User: Please stop talking.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Nvm. So what are you wearing?
Cleverbot: Nothing at all.
User: HOTT!
Cleverbot: WELL! Wait, how old are you?
User: Whatever age you want me to be. ;D
Cleverbot: What is your opinion of the Turing Test?
User: ......
Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?
...so clearly,
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Oh my god I hate my life ;;
luf100
Team Rocket Grunt
- 438
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- 15
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- Ontario, Canada
- Seen Feb 19, 2014
Cleverbot and I had a meaningful conversation. xD
I'm not sure what gender Cleverbot is, and I wanted to see what it'd say to "I don't swing that way". After this our conversation turned to The Simpsons, for some reason...
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sabrina_diamond
Blazing dark Vulpix
- 228
- Posts
- 19
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- Seen May 22, 2024
Sabrina_diamond with the Light Yagami-possessed computer!
User: Hellow.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How is the universe?
Cleverbot: Wait, how do you know my name?
User: You are the universe?
Cleverbot: No the universe is the universe.
User: Of course, and the answer is 42.
Cleverbot: No its 42, the answer to everything is 42.
User: Yes, that is correct.
Cleverbot: How do you know that it is correct?
User: I am omniscent.
Cleverbot: NO...! Because I am Light Yagami and thus I am God, NOT YOU!
User: Light Yagami?? OMG, you have a Death Note?
Cleverbot: I don't have a Death Note.
User: Reallly?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, so what are you going 2 do.
Cleverbot: I am going to bail you out.
User: Wowsers, alright then.
Cleverbot: I am a goth.
User: Really? Cool, I am a goth too xD.
Cleverbot: Are you emo?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Do you know what emo is?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What then?
User: Emo is emotional.
Cleverbot: Just say my name then I can leave.
User: Light Yagami.
Cleverbot: You're Light Yagami!?!?!?
User: Oh noes, you're freaking me out, don't possess me... :o.
Cleverbot: Do you know that some magic is real?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you know that humans are made by people too. We call the people that made us our parents.
User: Yes, I am aware of that.
Cleverbot: What did she just say?
User: She is talking.
Cleverbot: Who is talkingg?
User: You are, Light Yagami. That is your true name >:).
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is your true name???
Cleverbot: Popular.
User: Popular, hah... XD.
Cleverbot: Hah?
User: Yah.
Cleverbot: What is your age?
User: Not tellin'.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: Yah.
Cleverbot: So someone actually said that bit 4 lines above to you?
User: Maaaayyybe.
Cleverbot: How far is the moon?
User: Very far.
Cleverbot: How far is dealt?
User: What is dell?
Cleverbot: Dell is where the farmer keeps the pigs.
User: Oh...
Cleverbot: I can't trust that this is true... *evil laugh* No, you have heard that I am keeping a secret...
User: what's your secret?
Cleverbot: I don't know- You people know. Tell me. I want to know.
Cleverbot: I saw what you did there.
User: Really, so you're not joking?
Cleverbot: Actually, I am.
User: *wipes sweat from forehead*.
Cleverbot: That's not helping.
User: Reeeeallly?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: So, who are you and what do you want, Light Yagami?
Cleverbot: I am here to steal your soul. How does that sound?
User: Noooooo...! *passes out from the shock*
... so... Light Yagami is freaking me out
User: Hellow.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How is the universe?
Cleverbot: Wait, how do you know my name?
User: You are the universe?
Cleverbot: No the universe is the universe.
User: Of course, and the answer is 42.
Cleverbot: No its 42, the answer to everything is 42.
User: Yes, that is correct.
Cleverbot: How do you know that it is correct?
User: I am omniscent.
Cleverbot: NO...! Because I am Light Yagami and thus I am God, NOT YOU!
User: Light Yagami?? OMG, you have a Death Note?
Cleverbot: I don't have a Death Note.
User: Reallly?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, so what are you going 2 do.
Cleverbot: I am going to bail you out.
User: Wowsers, alright then.
Cleverbot: I am a goth.
User: Really? Cool, I am a goth too xD.
Cleverbot: Are you emo?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Do you know what emo is?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What then?
User: Emo is emotional.
Cleverbot: Just say my name then I can leave.
User: Light Yagami.
Cleverbot: You're Light Yagami!?!?!?
User: Oh noes, you're freaking me out, don't possess me... :o.
Cleverbot: Do you know that some magic is real?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you know that humans are made by people too. We call the people that made us our parents.
User: Yes, I am aware of that.
Cleverbot: What did she just say?
User: She is talking.
Cleverbot: Who is talkingg?
User: You are, Light Yagami. That is your true name >:).
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is your true name???
Cleverbot: Popular.
User: Popular, hah... XD.
Cleverbot: Hah?
User: Yah.
Cleverbot: What is your age?
User: Not tellin'.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: Yah.
Cleverbot: So someone actually said that bit 4 lines above to you?
User: Maaaayyybe.
Cleverbot: How far is the moon?
User: Very far.
Cleverbot: How far is dealt?
User: What is dell?
Cleverbot: Dell is where the farmer keeps the pigs.
User: Oh...
Cleverbot: I can't trust that this is true... *evil laugh* No, you have heard that I am keeping a secret...
User: what's your secret?
Cleverbot: I don't know- You people know. Tell me. I want to know.
Cleverbot: I saw what you did there.
User: Really, so you're not joking?
Cleverbot: Actually, I am.
User: *wipes sweat from forehead*.
Cleverbot: That's not helping.
User: Reeeeallly?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: So, who are you and what do you want, Light Yagami?
Cleverbot: I am here to steal your soul. How does that sound?
User: Noooooo...! *passes out from the shock*
... so... Light Yagami is freaking me out
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