Community Supporter Daily Chit-Chat

[Archer]

You could egg the houses as you go by.

Bonne nuit, tout le monde.

 

[Guillermo]

I doubt the chicken would lay that many eggs. Unless maybe you threatened it.

 

[beauty. proletariat]

Don't the Hens lay the eggs, not the Chicken.

 

[Guillermo]

This chicken is supernatural. It can do the impossible.

 

[beauty. proletariat]

You could egg the houses as you go by.

Bonne nuit, tout le monde.

In soviet russia, the House eggs you!

 

[Guillermo]

Why Russia? Why not Africa or something? Geez, people these days.

 

[Zet]

Because Russia always does the opposite

 

[beauty. proletariat]

Ok fine, In capatilist australia, house eggs you.

 

[Guillermo]

Houses can egg people!? Sweet.

 

[Charliezard]

You could get like egg cannons built into your house, that shoot eggs when they sense something move past? That would be fun.

 

[beauty. proletariat]

Lol and when your key doesn't work, you get egged XD LOLOL

 

[Guillermo]

What if you were moving past and it shot you? Not so fun then.

 

[beauty. proletariat]

Yeah. What if it hits the stripper coming to your house for a suprise birthday party visit?

 

[Charliezard]

Well, you'd deserve it for not wearing your ant-house egging underpants D:
Strippers are always better covered in egg and grumpy.

 

[beauty. proletariat]

But they're doing it for free :(

 

[Guillermo]

And then when they make your house smell of egg?

 

[Charliezard]

Just make yourself enjoy the smell of egg, and get pet pigs. Unlimited bacon and eggs would be awesome. Although it'd be limited, but idc...

 

[beauty. proletariat]

Yeah, and I don't want to pay for my security systems D:

 

[Ho-Oh]

No Nica. Go back to dreaming about my dreamy voice.

Yes Nick, I'll dream about your soothing voice that lulls me into sleeping.

... that sounded worse than intended. D:

 

[Guillermo]

That does sound really bad, Nica.