Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Scarlet the plusle]

granted but the U.S. government destroys them thinking they are aliens

i wish pikachu didn't exist!

 

[Latiace]

Granted but all of the legends evolve into Bidoofs. D:

I wish Multiplier and Dividend were actual Pokemon! (I created them, They are Plusle and Minun's counterparts. :D)

 

[Scarlet the plusle]

granted but they destroy eachother untill they are extinct

I wish that there were more fossil pokemon

 

[rockman0]

Granted. but like the revived humans in A.I. they die after one day. (you have to have seen AI to understand it)

I wish people realized that I was the one who actually created Pokemon and I gained all of the royalties from the sales.

 

[Team Rocket's Raichu]

Granted, but Mr. Tajiri kills you when you sleep.

I wish my Crystal version still worked.

 

[Polizard]

Granted but All the rest of your games dont work and your silver wont let you get past the 3rd badge

I wish that seviper gets an evolve and so dose zangoose

 

[45YRUL]

granted, but they evolved into magikarp that cannot evolve again

i hope there is no bidoofs

 

[Polizard]

Granted but without bidoof ever other pokemon vanish as well

Wish i did not start my platinum again last night

 

[Melody]

Granted, but all the Pokemon in your PC, were not recovered, hence you are left with whatever you had saved in your party when you restarted.

I wish I had a Pachirisu, a Raichu and a Pikachu (Real ones)

 

[Scarlet the plusle]

granted but they are phsycotic and attack you and your family.

I wish that people didn't hate bidoof so much

 

[Polizard]

Granted but all there hate goes to hypno (idk first pokemon i thought of)

I wish that munchlax did not take so long to level up

 

[roacherman]

Granted, but it will not evolve into snorlax anymore and when you go into a cave itll atract even more zubats and golbats'

I wish pokemon didnt exist

 

[Polizard]

your evil but granted there not called pokemon anymore there called pokymons ( and im alright with the granted above)

I wish that snorlax was a wee bit faster

 

[Latiace]

Granted but it moves so fast it can't stop, and then it explodes.

I wish I had the ability to transform into a dragon and fly!

 

[roacherman]

Granted, but you turn into a tiny, puny version of charizard

I wish that golbats and zubats didnt exist (I really dont care for crobat)

 

[Latiace]

Granted but now level one Rayquazas overpopulate the world!!!

I wish Pokemon talked in human speech. (In my world they do. XD)

 

[roacherman]

Granted, but now they cannot communicate amongst each other anymore

btw dont some of them already talk? Like mewtwo and meowth?

I wish ash was dead

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but now he's a zombie.
I wish I had more Pokemon games. :D

 

[yikkayuk]

Yikkayuk: *pops out of sprayduck* I am a cartoon genie and I shall grant your wish. :)

MarstheCar: :D REALLY?!?!

Yikkayuk: Yep.

*Games appear. MarstheCar plays them, only to find that they all have flat internal batteries*

MarstheCar: Dangit. *leaves*

Yikkayuk: Hey! I wanna make a wish! Um... I know! I wish that Riolu replaced Pikachu and Lucario replaced Raichu.

 

[Polizard]

granted the names just changes now the little electric mouse is called Rilou

I wish i woke up in the pokemon world