Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[rockman0]

Granted, but the Aerodactyl only becomes friend with the dog and they double team you.

I wish there was a Pokemon MMO for the Wii.

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted but all Wiis have turned into Celery...


I wish Heart Gold was out already...

I have the money!

 

[Wolf in the Rain]

Granted. But all DS's turn into Ranch Dressing for the Celery-Wiis

I wish for a Pokeball :3

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted, but it when you throw it, it flies away into the air.

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I wish I could play an online demo of Bioshock.

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Btw, I had a hard time explaining Bioshock to my Grandfather, who for the longest time I've called Bigdaddy.

 

[Karel_Kazuki]

Granted but its the early japanese release with all the glitches and can never be fixed or translated.

I wish for a hamburger made from.....MILTANK

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Granted, it's afflicted with mad cow disease.

I wish Chuck would teach me how to toss boulders around.

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted but they fall on you every time.

(Btw don't you mean Mad Miltank disease? Lol)


I wish that Satoshi Tajiri was my next door neighbor.

 

[Left4Dead]

Granted but he's never home and when he is, he never speaks to you.

I wish a copy of the 5th gen game in Enlglish came through time straight to me so I could play it on my DS before anyone else. Haha

 

[Karel_Kazuki]

Granted but its glitches are so bad the it F**Ks up your DS

I wish that the banned episodes wernt banned.

 

[Cyndaquasher]

Granted, but they are then burned by every paranoid parent out there that thinks boobs and guns are bad!

I wish my sister's cat was a skitty that didn't like to put its butt in front of the screen when I'm trying to type!

 

[killer95]

Granted but it has fleas and rabies.

I wish that there were no such thing as trade evolution pokemon.

 

[rockman0]

Granted but now there is such a thing as release evolution Pokemon.
"Player released Kadabra. Goodbye Kadabra! Oh wait, Kadabra evolved into Alakazam! Alakazam! Come back!

I wish my dog had nine tail and breathed fire.

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted, but the fire is the size of a lighter, and he tries to bite you all the time, and your the only one who can see the fire and extra tails. Also he turns back to normal unless you pet him ever 138 seconds exactly.

I wish I could see SNL. They won't stop showing the winter olympics...

I miss "What up with that?" :

"Woke up this mornin' and I got outta' bed, had a big ol' cup of coffee to clear my head. Telephone ring, say you wanna' chat? Well sit right on down and tell me What up with That! Oooooooh Weeeeee! Ooh What up with that? What up with that?"

 

[Karel_Kazuki]

Granted but it will be the Series Finale and end on A Pokemon Musical Starring Imakuni.

I wish there was a fighting game called Digimon Vs Pokemon.

 

[rockman0]

Granted but it's banned in the USA because parents are offended by the sheer violence of it all.

I wish I owned the Pokemon Franchise.

 

[Hybrid Trainer]

ok but then you get killed by a small mutaited yellow rat

i wish i knew what the whole fuss about mudkip is

 

[NocturnLeader]

Granted but you find out that Mudkip is really the evolved form of Bidoff and you have a heart attack!

I wish that my Pokemon egg would hatch into a Dratini

 

[rockman0]

Granted but Dratini is unable to evolve.

I wish Luxray was Pokemon's mascot.

 

[BlackRay]

Granted, but now Luxray is weak and not helpful.

I wish that eggs would hatch faster >_<

 

[WonderGirl]

Granted, but there is nothing in it when it hatches :O

I wish I could ride a Charizard