Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[インフェルノの津波]

Congrats, but it eats you.

I wish I could ride on Lugia...

 

[ChrisTom]

granted but it eats you!

I wish I could see what games are like before I play them

 

[Deokishisu]

Granted, but then it's boring when you buy them.

I wish I could just skip to the Battle Frontier on my new Platinum...

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

Granted but your pokemon decrease in level by 50 levels.

I wish Magicarp was a lot stronger.

 

[pokemonfolife]

granted but it wont lisin to you

i wish i was don with the pokedex.

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

Granted but then the Pokedex explodes.

I wish I was the best Pokemon trainer ever.

 

[SuperJames]

Granted so with your new found power you decide to take on team rocket at there head quarters you verse about 300 grunts and 20 executives. then after that your best team has been regused to rubble you stumble towards the pokemon center, but then no other the gary oak wants to challenge you!! he then beats you and takes your title =O

Also i wish ryhorn will evolve earlier

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted, but it evolves into rick, rollimon who only knows the mover "NEVA GONNA GIF YOU UP" which enrages the foe and kills you in one hit.

I wish I could find a Totodile on the beach, who likes me and won't hurt me...

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

Granted but then It eats you.

I wish Pokemon were real

 

[SuperJames]

Granted by they take over humanity

I wish that ground types can hit flying types

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, it's called Roost.

I wish Magikarp would stop getting hated on.

 

[SuperJames]

Granted but then he gets like so much PC gets 1000 threads spamming how cool he is

I wish Pikachu didn't suck.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Granted, he's UNGODLIKE and banned in everything, from Wi-fi battles to ordinary in-game trainers.

I wish that I didn't have to train to get my Pokemon good enough for the Frontier.

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

Granted, But all your pokemon become so strong that you get BANED from the Battle Frontier

I wish that ash got rid of Pikachu

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but he gets a Magikarp then.
I wish there was a cookie pokemon.

 

[RadiosX5]

Granted, but i eat that pokemon and watch you cry XD (Dont take it that i don't like you, because i haven't met you XP)

I wish for the 5th generation to be good!

 

[rockman0]

Banned but it's never released outside of Japan.

I wish there was a Wii Pokemon RPG

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

Granted, but he gets a Magikarp then.

I predicted someone would say that. =D

Granted, But It sucks and is not released until 2030

I wish that hacks were easy to make.

 

[Dopefish7590]

I wish that hacks were easy to make.

Granted, they will all be terrible though.

Edit: Oops, forgot the wish

I wish for a pet Garchomp to scare the neighbors with.

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

Granted, but then it eats you alive.

I wish you could devolve pokemon...