Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[シルバー]

Granted but the charizard flies over a volcano just as it erupts and burns you to a crisp.
I wish I could smack Kotone :D
/Hate her hate her hate her hate soulsilver shipppp HATTTTEEEE

 

[rockman0]

Granted but she smacks you back. Cat fight!

I wish I could go to Johto in real life.

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted, but it turns into the world in my new Fan Fic "I am Larvitar"

NOW YOU HAVE TO READ IT!!!

I wish you would read my Fanfic.

 

[rockman0]

Granted, but I take back my wish because the world in your Fanfic was grutesque. Also,

Spoiler:

Tyranitar should have won. I hope you continue it.

I wish I could write a hit Fanfic.

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted!!!!!

You win. I have nothing wrong with that wish!

I wish rick rolls didn't exist...

 

[Karel_Kazuki]

I love that song....anyway Granted But It will be replaed with an infectious Virus Starring the Guy who made Pants on the Ground During American Idol and crash every computer that ever searched those words or played the music..

I wish that the real world was the pokemon universe.Me and My brother keep talking about how cool that it would be.

 

[rockman0]

Granted, too bad you'll be dead by then. lol

I wish that I could beat Sunset Colosseum on PBR.

 

[myrrhman]

Granted, but when you beat it it resets your game.

I wish that you could start with an Abra that knew all the elemental punches and obeyed you.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it gets pokenapped by Team Rocket, leaving you with a Magikarp.

I wish I could have a Skitty doll.

 

[SpawnHyuuga]

Granted, but it's been h4xed by Team Rocket, and it takes over your mind making you a zombie!

I wish, I wish, I wish I had a Swampert in real life. (That wasn't evil, and obeys me.)

 

[Calder]

Granted, but it only knows Splash and somehow learned Splash...

I wish I had a Mountain Dew

 

[Karel_Kazuki]

Granted but the Carbonic acid in it is made from Muk and will burn you from the inside out.

I wish that Pokecommunity had its own MMOrpg

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted, but it is TEXT BASED!!!! AUUGH!! Also the only 2 options are "Die", and "Spackledorf" the latter involving your character running around in underwear, losing all Pokemon & Items. It also shortcircuits your computer.

I wish I could see pictures (lord knows I'd die if I went there, BigDaddies and Splicers oh my!) of a real life "Rapture" from BioShock

 

[Karel_Kazuki]

Granted but you get sucked into the game with low health and in a crossfire with no cover,weapons or healing equipment and you cant turn it off so the only two options are to die or run around screaming the Im a Barbie Girl song....

I wish that I knew how to script so I could get my progress on my game to go faster.

 

[polkapika]

Granted, but a virus deletes the game file.
I wish that nobody would like mudkipz.

 

[Esp1222]

Granted, but everyone starts to like Magikarps and they create a song.

I wish pokemon could have a 4th evo.

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted but they- Oh god!NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*fades to black*

"Magikarps are so cool! Magikarps they rule! Magikarps for you and me! Magikarps WITH SOmes TEAAAAAA!! MaGIKArpz! MAgiKAAARPZ! MSGADFIKARPZ!! THEY ARE SO FUN! A MAGIKARPZ FOR EVRY1!!"

*fades to ChrisTom's avatar who's waking up*

"God is it over?"

I wish I could meet the Totodile from my Fanfic and make him feel better about himself...

 

[machomuu]

OBJECTION!
That wish clearly contradicts your avatar, so instead, your totodile is now suffering from chronic depression. (I've been waiting a long time to do something like this :))

I wish that the Pokemon DP anime was actually good.

 

[Empty Pot]

OBJECTION!
That wish clearly contradicts your avatar, so instead, your totodile is now suffering from chronic depression. (I've been waiting a long time to do something like this :))

I wish that the Pokemon DP anime was actually good.

Granted, but 4kids has bought it out and ruined it.

I wish I had a Gengar.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it kills you through dreams.

I wish I had a Blaizken named Killer.