Uncorruptable
Granted; now it looks exactly like Voltorb. Hah. Hah hah. Hah hah hah hah.
I wish for my Absol back. But she doesn't do anything mean to me or anyone else, she's not taken away, she's icy blue and white and smaller and cuter and isn't violent and you can't corrupt her cuz I don't want you to. If you try to corrupt her, she'll die. And as long as she lives, everyone will be rich. But there will still be games and consoles that people sell. No corrupting. Mostly cuz it's impossible. She is good for everyone. And you don't wanna make little kids cry by making them poor, do you? Cuz then you'll be on Santa's naughty list.