Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[BugBoyTroy]

Granted but whenever you use fly, it flies away without you.


I wish I had a nidoking poster

 

[Emakrul]

Granted but your nidokind is of the shy affinity and the poster is of the harry potter wizardly affinity so nidoking is always hiding outside of the frame and all you get to see is grass

I wish I have an axolotle (like a mudkip but it's real)

 

[Anszkz.DkLt]

Granted. It's a shame I must corrupt your wish (you worked so hard on it too, it seems!) but since this impenetrable bubble is, well, impenetrable, no Internet can get in so you are unable to play any of the future updates, such as the X and Y update.

I honest-to-goodness actually lol'ed when I read that :3 I guess my "incorruptible wish" wasn't so incorruptible at all :D

I wish I have an axolotle (like a mudkip but it's real)

Sure thing but he ran away during the night and you find out in the morning that he evolved into a Ghost-type *if you know what I mean*

I wish that Ash's Pikachu would suddenly do an awesome guitar riff in the anime for absolutely no reason while shouting Pika! Pika! Pi!.

 

[bombman159]

Granted but then a rockstar manager sees pikachu and kidnaps him (great job, now Ash has no starter)

I wish for a lvl 100 magikarp that only knows splash (HAH CORRUPT THAT NOW IT ALREADY IS CORRUPTED THAT YOU CAN'T CORRUPT IT FURTHER)

 

[FiersomeLucia]

Really? Because it's now forever a glitch as it is your first Pokemon in your party. Sad, isn't it?

I wish for for an 3DS with X & Y Game Pak.

 

[RoreyG]

Granted, but there's a mix up in shipping and I end up with the 3DS and games instead.

I wish there was a legit Pokemon MMORPG.

 

[Elaitenstile]

Granted, but it turns out that the owner of the site is so hellbent on making money that he makes a registration pricetag of $1,000,000,000 and an extra $500,000,000 for premium features such as no ads.

I wish that Pokémon was played worldwide and no person would become too "old" to play it.

 

[destinedjagold]

Granted, but everyone where then turned too "young" to play it, not to mention to learn how to boot up a PC. :x

I wish that Nintendo and GameFreak would reveal to us what Diglett and Dugtrio's whole form looks like... o,o

 

[Sandshrew4]

Turns out that the bottom is actually missingno, and it gets you...

 

[mishy.]

Be sure to put a wish next time you post! Thank you ~

I wish to know the evolutions of the current X/Y Pokemon.

 

[Squirrel]

You discover them, but they're all such awful Pokémon that it disappoints you for Gen VI leading to depression and spiralling into a life of pain and hardship :(

I wish Sandslash had an evolution!

 

[Adam Levine]

Wish granted, but it turned out very ugly.
I wish I had all of the Monster Collection!

 

[Elaitenstile]

Granted, but it turns out that the shipment only contained a cover box container which is M-T.

I wish that someone came and remaked Hoenn.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but it's even worse!
I wish that Event-exclusive Pokemon didn't need events.

 

[TaichiWind]

Granted.
Now they're not event-exclusive.
Which makes them incompatible with your wish.
They're event-exclusive again.
GOOD JOB.

I wish the "tutor shards" were more readily available.

 

[SSJ4Ash]

Granted but the tutor will no longer take them.

I wish splash actually did something cool.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted but Splash also hurts the user.
I wish my fave Pokemon were here to see this.

 

[King Of Pokemon]

Granted, but they can't read what you posted.

I wish the new Pokemon game wasn't only for the 3DS

 

[CliCliW]

granted, it's now being released on super old consoles like the SNES, and all of said consoles are ridiculously expensive and difficult To find..

I wish they made a new Pokemon Snap...

 

[King Of Pokemon]

Granted, but it's terrible

I wish pokemon games were compatible with any other pokemon game E.G. Pearl and Black & White 2