Corrupt-a-Wish

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you buy a ps2 instead

i wish for i glass of chocolate milk

 

[Aizuke]

Granted, but the milk is off.

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant.

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you become untolerant
i wish knew the meaning of life

 

[Aizuke]

Granted, but God has sent you to hell now.

I wish the holidays would come faster.

 

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted, but they ended just as quickly.

I wish I could sleep whenever I want.

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you sleep longer
i wish would will be a pokemon master

 

[Aizuke]

Granted, but then nobody played pokemon anymore.

I wish my room was cleaner.

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you cant go to your anymore
i wish i have all the pokemon legendaries

 

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted, but then your game corrupted.

I wish I had a lightbulb

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but your bulb explodes
i wish i can play all the pokemon games

 

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted, but they crash after getting the Pokedex.

I wish I could find a picture.

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you burned it
i wish i can hack a hack game

 

[Aizuke]

Granted, but then you lost the game.

I wish I had a wireless mouse. ;<

 

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted, but then you forgot the part that goes in the PC.

I wish I had Wi-fi.

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but you dont how to use it
i wish to be healthy

 

[Ayano Katagiri]

Granted, but you need to visit the hospital everyday.

I wish vb 3.7 profiles could have music.

 

[Aizuke]

Granted, but then people put really crap music in their profiles. ;<

I wish I could think of a better profile scheme.

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but they dont have pictures
i wish i can fly

 

[Aizuke]

Granted, but you flew into a airplane propeller.

I wish our blood was colourful.

 

[Pikachu_trainer]

granted but someone saw it thought it was juice
i wish vampires sucks water instead of blood