Corrupt a Wish

[Meadow]

Here is yet another simple, but fun game.

How to Play

• Basically, the person above you will make any Pokémon-related wish, and it's up to you to grant that wish.
• However, there's a catch: despite granting it to them, something will have to go horribly wrong with that wish, because it's corrupted.
• After telling them what went wrong, you'll have to come up with a wish of your own, and await the misfortunes that befall your wish!

Now let's take a look at a quick example:

Example:

Person 1 I wish for an infinite supply of Master Balls! Person 2 Granted, but you'll never encounter a wild Pokémon for the rest of your life! My turn! I wish for Ash's Charizard to join his Kalos team in the XY anime. Person 3 Granted, but it'll lose every single battle that it's set to appear in (by a humiliating defeat). I wish for an awesome, shiny Rhyperior! Person 4 Granted, but the only move it knows is Tail Whip. To add salt to the wound, it's also incapable of learning any new moves. Now I wish for... And so on!

You can be as creative as want, but please don't make your posts too gruesome.

Without further ado, I'll start us off!
I wish for my own copy of OR/AS, because I haven't played it yet!

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but the copy is corrupt and turns into a horrid creepypasta!

I wish for a real life Pachirisu ♥

 

[Olli]

Granted, but it has rabies.

I wish for Pidgey to be the most powerful Pokemon!

 

[François2]

Granted, but it's no longer a bird.

I wish for Nurse Joy to change her hair colour.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but the dye gives her an allergic reaction and it all falls out.

I wish that Pikachu was blue!

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but it'll mutate into a Marill!

I wish for a new Mystery Dungeon game... pretty please?

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

^WHAT THE HECK OZZY
Granted, but Marill's line will no longer exist, causing Ethan/Lyra to have the new Pikablu.
Dangit. :/

Granted, but you can only play as Marill-Pikachus and your partner is Dusknoir! :D

I wish I could read the B2W2 chapters of PokeSpe. :/

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but your memory will be wiped clean of the entire Pokémon manga after you read it. =P

I wish for HMs to be abolished in the next Pokémon game.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

you say that like I don't forget everything as it is
Granted, but you'll have to do ridiculous quests for the needed items to use.

I wish for a pony a game that let's you fight all the previous protagonists.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but the game is so good that I buy all the copies and none are left for you!

I wish for Sandslash to have a mega form.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but by then the powercreep will be so outrageous that Mega Sandslash will be made completely obsolete. =(

I wish for Poké Balls to have a slightly higher catch rate.

 

[Foxrally]

Granted! They now have 100% catch rate solely on Caterpies, and 0% on everything else! :D

I wish Zubats didn't exist.

I mean, who doesn't

 

[Meadow]

Granted! However, every step you take (in-game) will trigger a wild Pokémon encounter for the rest of your life. *dun dun dun*

I wish for Trainer Customization to be in OR/AS.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but you can only choose between two really bad Hawaiian disco shirts!

I wish Pokémon would still follow you around in Gen 6 like they did in HGSS.

 

[Foxrally]

Granted, but they're still pixellated and tiny with old-gen graphics!

I wish people liked Trubbish.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but they'll all despise Garbodor!

I wish there would be a Pokémon game where we can travel through every region.

 

[Squirrel]

Granted, but he's weaker than regular Magnezone and there's no point using him!

I wish for a Sinnoh-Hoenn crossover game.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but you can only visit one town from each of those regions. The rest of the game takes place in Johto. =P

I wish for more balancing to the competitive metagame.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted, but no one plays competitivly anymore!

I wish for a Yellow 3DS remake.

 

[magicarp4thewin]

Granted, but a lv 5 pikachu is the only Pokemon you can use
I wish magicarp could learn a water type move