Corrupt a Wish

[PokeDude645]

Granted but they are all Ghost types that have a BST of 0, only move is struggle, and have the special ability, Not Alive: You can only send them out in trainer battles, and if you do the Trainer calls the cops because you have a dead body in your party- get ready for an interigation by Looker ;).
Dang I made that dark.


I want Gallade to be a Fire Fighting type.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, it's now permanently on fire after I coated some oil onto it. Permanently in agony. Hope your happy! you monster! 😱

I wish for Paldean Wooper to have a regional evolution.

 

[Orion☆]

Granted! It's the most powerful Pokémon in existence... but only because it's so ugly, the opposing Pokémon faint at the mere sight of it.

I wish for a Pokémon game set during an era of space exploration à la Star Trek.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you don't get to play as the one's exploring space. No, you get to play as someone living on a world getting invaded by said space explorers, and they will strip the planet bare for resources.

I wish the gen 9 gimmick looked better.

 

[Orion☆]

Granted! It only looks better because it was done in old-school sprite form, and as a result is mismatched with the rest of the game.

I wish Houndoom looked more like its Mega form with the upward horns.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but it is a regional form you have to evolve from Houndoom at midnight, not before nor after, and it needs to hate you (0 happiness points) and to know the Frustration, Spite and Inferno move!

I wish Gardevoir had a Black Hole signature Z-move!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you'll need to go back in time to even be able to use it, back to the 3DS era. Don't suppose you know where Celebi is atm? 😉 😙

I wish for an Ice/Fairy regional Gardevoir in gen 9!

 

[Orion☆]

Granted, but on top of being 4x weak to Steel, it has the ability Fluffy which essentially doubles its Fire weakness to 4x as well. Beware of those Iron Heads and Flamethrowers!

I wish the Manticoeur line from Xenoverse were canon.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, they get included on an in-game poster in some off limits area you can't even reach without cheating!

I wish for Wiglett to have an evolution that isn't basically a wigtrio.

 

[Orion☆]

Granted. It's a Wig-collective, a hellish hivemind that only your nightmares could dream of. They're basically the Borg from Star Trek in the form of garden eels.

I wish for Scarlet/Violet to have a cool Ghost-type specialist.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, said specialist has a team of 6 Froslass, the coolest (coldest) Ghost type pokémon!

I wish for Scarlet / Violet to let us choose a pokémon as a trainer!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but your only option is Hypno, and you have to play through the game inflicting unspeakable horrors on everyone you meet, man and mon alike! 😱

I wish for Cetitan to not be the only new Ice type Pokemon.

 

[Orion☆]

Granted! There is a grand total of... two new Ice-type Pokémon: Cetitan, and its pre-evolution.

I wish for tomorrow's S/V reveal to be the rumoured Primeape evo.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the games get scrapped now and you'll never be able to play with it on your team =\

I wish for the Paldean champion to not have a Kanto Pokemon as it's ace.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. Its ace is a new pokémon, but the 5 others come from Kanto!

I wish for S/V to have 120 Rare Candies for the player to find through exploration!

 

[Orion☆]

Granted! But those are the only items you can find in the overworld. Everything else, you'll have to figure out where and when to buy with your hard-earned money.

I wish for S/V to have the Snowfall/Frostbite mechanics from PLA.
(True story: My mom and I were having a conversation about how snow/hail looks in sprite-based games because she peeped at me watching a clip of Xenoverse, and she said everyone should be dead from being pelted with tennis ball-sized chunks of ice.)

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but any mon that succumbs to it is deleted from the game upon the end of the battle =\

I wish for an Rock/Ghost type to be introduced in Scarlet/Violet.

 

[PkmnTrainSlate]

Granted! Except it can only know Destiny Bond, has terrible speed, and has a really stupid and cringy name.


I wish for a Dwebble Regional Form!

 

[Orion☆]

Granted! Its type is Bug/Dark and its Ability is Parasitic Pinch, which amounts to Dwebble pinching 1/8 health from another team member's health to heal itself each turn. Not so convenient now, eh?

I wish for Yamper to have another evolution.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you get a yamper-ised Zeraora....

Spoiler:

Originally fused it like this, but it looked too good for a corruption =P

I wish for a new eeveelution.