Daily Chit Chat - Summer thread coming soon!

[Her]

I'd like to read but have no books, lol. Keep meaning to search around for what people would recommend but never actually get to it. q_q It's been so long since I read that I almost feel ashamed XD;

for shame
Do you have an iPod, a Kindle or whatever? You could at least put some books on those.

As for swimming, my parents forced me to learn how to swim from the age of three onwards, lol. They'd chuck me in the pool for a minute and eventually through the will to SURVIVE I learned the basic idea of swimming. From then onwards, they let instructors or whatever teach me until I was about six. Lovely parents, no?

 

[Karma Police]

I would be weeping like a 3 month old baby if somebody pushed me into a pool like that :(

 

[Cello]

I guess the best way to truly learn something is to almost die.
I say that like it's a known fact.

 

[Livewire]

/Livewire is an excellent swimmer and part fish due to the gilly weed

 

[Oryx]

Especially things like learning to read and math!

 

[Livewire]

Dying from math is easy though. :3

 

[Her]

Dying from physics is easy too. Especially when you calculate the exact height you'd have to fall to snap your neck.

That would be an interesting physics class to be in...

 

[Karma Police]

/Livewire is an excellent swimmer and part fish due to the gilly weed

So you're kind of like Aquaman?

 

[Nihilego]

Dying from physics is easy too. Especially when you calculate the exact height you'd have to fall to snap your neck.

Can you do that for me if I give you my height and weight?

Not that I think you'd need height but still!

 

[Cello]

You can die while learning to read or doing math while you're driving.

 

[Karma Police]

Dying from laughter rn. Guess that teaches me not to visit this place anymore? d:

Not that I think you'd need height but still!

Are you embarrassed about your height

 

[Nihilego]

^ oh. Well I could have told you that myself lol. And idk just curious!

Are you embarrassed about your height

I'm perfectly content with my height thank you very much! So content that I find the idea of sharing it to be completely ludicrous.

 

[Karma Police]

I probably could, if I remembered any of the ridiculous formulas from that class before I left! xD
Seeing as any item accelerates at 9.81 m/s² take away wind resistance, it wouldn't be that hard. But I'd have to take into account wind resistance. idk how though ._.

But why would you want to know!? :U

Reporting this because it has numbers with decimals. Some mod please delete this!!

So content that I find the idea of sharing it to be completely ludicrous.

Is it really that embarrassing? Not that I'm very tall myself lol

 

[Nihilego]

Reporting this because it has numbers with decimals. Some mod please delete this!!

...whats wrong with decimals lol?

Is it really that embarrassing? Not that I'm very tall myself lol

Nah not really lol. I'm a bit short for my age but it's nbd.

 

[Nihilego]

Chemistry. DEPRESSING MOMENT TIME we had a student kill themselves using chemicals from the storeroom once.

 

[Karma Police]

...whats wrong with decimals lol?

decimals suck because i always have to work so hard to solve any sums containing them... :(

Biology, you could end up cutting yourself with a blade or something.

 

[Nihilego]

I'll just say any lesson that involves a pen. They can do serious damage to your eyes.

 

[Cello]

Protip

Pro Advice:

When your Biology teacher hands you a blade and tells you to cut something, cut them!

 

[Karma Police]

Recess is pretty dangerous too.

 

[Cello]

Recess is pretty dangerous too.

That's very true. I remember in 5th grade a jumped off the jungle gym onto a bar thinking I was Mr. Hot Stuff, but really I ended up hurting my tail bone really bad.