Ah heh, it depends on what you consider dancing. O_o If you mean the old classic way where you have to take lessons and stuff, then no, I have no clue how to do any of that, lol. But if you're talking about silly made-up dances then I'm pretty good at those! Though, I've only really danced like that with my brothers and aunt. With my brothers we usually make up wacky dance moves and stuff when we're goofing off, and my aunt and I were the only ones willing to dance on two occasions: We did the macarena when we were on a cruise one time and they had a party when the ship set sail, and we also got out and danced at a party during a wedding a few years ago. They were both fun times! XD
Oh, and I might do okay with slow dancing, since it really doesn't require you to do much... I'd just worry about pulling one of my clumsy moves or something, lol.