Dear Anonymous

[Pokemon Trainer Touko]

Dear Anonymous, (#1)
I hope you've never left~ :<

Dear Anonymous, (#2)
You'll never understand I cared about you~

Dear Anonymous, (#3)
STOP BEING SOOOOOO ANNOYING~! >n< I'm going to DIE if you don't stop talking calling me~! :/

<3 Touko~

 

[alisaie]

Dear Anonymous (1),

You bother me. All you do is talk about the same stuff and talk about crap that no one cares about. Or you talk about nonsense that no one agrees with. Not to mention your voice is squeaky and doesn't help your cause. Of course, I'm too nice to say this to your face, but I'm not the only one who thinks this about you.

Get your head out of the past and stop bickering about the present. Yeesh.

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Dear Anonymous (2),

I can't believe you found me on Facebook! I was sooooo happy when I realized it was you last night. ;; Hope you reply to my message so we can catch up! <3 Miss ya!

 

[Dude22376]

(Spoiler tags are there to reduce the size of the post. I'm a considerate person.)

Dear Anonymous,

If I had a nickel every time you whine about how much you hate X, I'd have a lot of nickels.

Spoiler:

You talk about how X is so damn easy, and are bored from the lack of challenge. Instead of taking up a higher level of difficulty, you choose to remain at the current difficulty, which is clearly not suited for you. Yet you make it sound as though X is at fault, and do not blame yourself one bit for not taking control of your life instead.

What can you do? For a start, if you believe that you are so good, then prove it. Some widely-used tests exist which are usually taken by people who have acquired the necessary skills much later than you. Prove that you really are as good as you claim by entering these tests and getting an excellent rank. If you can manage this feat with the obvious disadvantage of having less time to prepare, I am very sure that you would have a good case for wanting to skip your current level of difficulty of X and moving on to a higher level.

In fact, don't stop there. If +1 difficulty is still too easy, then up the ante to +2. This is when you get to apply your skills for practical purposes, much like battling with your Pokemon right after you have finished EV training them. There is no need to advance even further than this, for if you can clear this obstacle, I can say with certainty that your life is made.

The rules regarding X may vary, but that is not a good excuse to stagnate. If you are so desperate to get action, change your current rule set so that you are allowed to do what you want. You will have to go out of your way to find others who are using that rule set; they will not come to you, no matter how important you think you are. It will cost you, but if you think that it is a good sacrifice for the purpose of using a rule set that appeals to you instead of the subpar one that you are currently forced to use, then by all means, go ahead.

Spoiler:

Let me use an analogy to describe the current situation you are in. You've just bought a video game, which is widely touted as being very difficult. In spite of this, you manage to beat it, earning you praise from others. However, you feel unfulfilled because you think that the game was too easy. You dismiss the game as not worth the money you spent on it, even though many others who also bought the game but haven't finished it find that it was worth theirs. How odd: you've explored every nook and cranny while others can't even get past the third boss without cheating, and yet those people found the game more enjoyable than you did.

However, there are others who are at your level of skill, and they have created map packs specifically targeted at people like you have have beaten the game and are looking for some extra challenge. Best of all, these map packs are approved by the developers and won't cost anything more on top of what you have already paid for. This is where your puzzling behaviour shows itself. Instead of getting those map packs and enhancing your experience, you avoid them entirely, and continue complaining about how easy the unmodded game is.

At this point the noobs and pros alike would ask "Why don't you play through the map packs?" Why are you so hell-bent on denying yourself of a fulfilling experience that will cost you nothing extra? Are you a masochist? Are you good at playing video games, but dislike playing them? How is that even possible? Are you not proud of having attained mastery in one field?

It certainly is confusing: firstly, others would do anything to have a skill level similar to yours. Secondly, you've seen much more of the game than others have. Lastly, you have plenty of opportunity to improve your experience, but you don't. All of these factors somehow make the game lees enjoyable to you than to others. Why, oh why, is that so?

To conclude, others are fine with the status quo. If you are not, then it is your responsibility to change your state of affairs. All that time spent sitting and whining is better channeled into making a difference for yourself. So quit your *****ing, get off your ass and do it. If you don't, then you have only yourself to blame for being such a lazy bugger.


Yours truly,
Dude22376

 

[Nameless.]

Dear Anonymous few,
You suck. You're a liar, you're a fake, you're a sham. You're not as great as you swag to be. That is all. :] ily. <3

Dear Anonymous,
You are my super star, and you've made this crap week so much better. Thanks for being awesome.
​

 

[Sydian]

Dear Anonymous,

I haven't seen you but like...one time this semester. I wish I had gotten your number last semester instead of acting like a dork and saying I didn't have texting on my plan (which...well, I didn't and still don't really have it!). But if I could find you and start hanging out with you and all, I'd be afraid I was just using you to get over someone else. And I wouldn't want it to be like that. But I don't know, I've just been wondering how you've been lately, cause you're a really cool person. It made me happy last semester when you hung out with me in the cafe. :D I hope I find you again, and hopefully before band starts, cause hey, that's a long wait. :P

 

[Belinda]

Dear Anonymous,
It's like you don't even know what the word respect means, when I say respect others beliefs and or preferences, you still go barging insulting comments that are sometimes offensive, quit the crap already or you may never see me again.

Dear Anonymous,
I love you more than you would ever know, sometimes I wish we could actually be together, but it would never seem to work out since you like females.

Dear Anonymous,
I honestly have no clue why I stuck by you this whole time, but I'm glad we worked things out despite all that you've put me through. I hope you can actually know what I mean one day since, you never seem to get the point.

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Dear Anonymous:

Thanks to your inability to aggressively argue with store employees, I can't play White till next week at the earliest. Thanks a lot, wimp.

 

[Eucliffe]

Dear Anon,

I hate being negative, but please, stop complaining about every freaking thing. It's annoying as hell, and it just kills the fun others are having. If you don't like whatever's going on, then ignore it. It's not that hard.

In before someone calls me a hypocrite.

 

[Sydian]

Dear Anonymous,

When I tried to go to sleep last night, I looked out the window for a while, and then to my side. Couldn't help but feel like you should have been there.

Dear Anonymous,

I'm glad you found that picture. Two of us may look retarded, but that's a picture I can honestly look at and say "that's me and my two best friends." And it means a lot...even though I'm silly, you're tired, and he's a turtle. I love it. :)

 

[Anastasia.R]

Dear Anonymous (actually to two people),

So, I don't get it. You + me = friends, or what, are we strangers now? You guys don't like to talk to me, I guess. I can't just ask "Oh, hey, are you like mad at me, do you even like me?" just randomly. I'm too shy about confessing or asking stuff like that.

You two seem mad about someone, and I obviously don't know if it's me or other people in your lives. I actually like you guys, but really, talk to me. I try talking to you both, but you seem "Oh. hi..." and stuff. What, want me to shut up? Want me to talk another time? Say it at least, I can't read minds (even though, I'd loved to). I'm only trying to be a nice person, and I feel like I have to reintroduce myself again. I feel different now with you guys, and we were talking fine and laughing at stuff before. So, maybe you're having a crappy week or time, I'm here to cheer you up! Don't be afraid to talk to me, because now, I'm afraid to talk to you guys. Ily guys, but yeah, we're not talking that awesomely...

Dear Anonymous,

So, I like ya. I don't know if you noticed that, but yeah. I do. xD Its kinda weird, I use to be jealous of you (I can get jealous of lots of people xDD), but now that we're pretty much friends, I don't have that feeling anymore. So, lets catch up already, now that you're around!

Dear Anonymous,

You're one of my best friends in the world. I feel like I love you, but I've been giving up, since, for years, who have not shown any emotions back towards me. Except the first few months we met on PC. I felt like you liked me. Maybe after you and your girlfriend broke up, things changed? o..o I wanna asked if you ever liked me, but I really don't. You can't take me serious.
Buddy, I might be a nice, fun, funny girl, but I can debate for hours, and be serious. Trust me, I can do that. I'm the most stubborn person you'll ever meet. So, as you can see, I'm not a clown or anything, so take me serious please.

Dear Anonymous,

Learn to accept other people's thoughts and opinions. You're not always right, even though you might think so. Accepting ideas is nice, but if you're so strong about your opinions, back yourself up with some points why. Though, it may not convince people to agree with you, but it's nice to know you accept others, rather than listening to yourself.

Dear Anonymous,

Don't act freakin' depressed anymore, or act suicidal. It's not my fault, alright? You have a life to live, not to end so young. You're just trying to grab my attention and sympathy. You don't even know why you're depressed or hate life, you just say you do and then it's an "eh." answer. Then, suddenly, you wanna hug me? Alright, you're not depressed, man, sorry to break it to you. I was depressed before, and I didn't become bipolar for people and the person I like. You may not be, but you act like you do, I'm just saying. Just be yourself, and live life. People would like you more, even though, you don't think they do. You think being a cold-hearted person is the best option to be in life. If you're a warm, open-minded person, people would like you more, and would want to talk to you more. Being rude and cold is going to make you more lonely, and you'd never truly have REAL friends or fall in REAL love. Good luck to finding your pursuit of happiness, I'll be there for you, but not to get called rude things, or be question for why I say or do what I do. I like me, I don't do we, so I'm not gonna act like everyone else or how you want me to be. I'm going to be me, so, unless you got a problem with that, see ya.​

 

[Melody]

Dear Anons,
Please, before you read any more of my posts...know that yes, I can be quite razor sharp and serious at times and a cute, goofy clown the next. That doesn't mean I'm not human.

My blog itself is what it is. Pay attention to the tags, and anything alluding to the fact that I may be "venting" in some form or another. Feel free to read such vents and feel free to disagree with them. Rule of thumb is, if you can't comment on it, then I don't want comments from the peanut gallery, and bypassing that by your own snarky generalized blog entry only loses respect in my book. Seriously, most of you suck at being subtle anyway. I always "C wat u did thar" if I am there to see it. I am the master Lurker...I'm always lurking in the last place shadowy corner you'd expect me to. :p

Furthermore, I can take joking easily, but not if I can't trust you farther than I can digitally kick you. :/

 

[Margot]

Dear Anonymous,

if you can't take it, don't dish it out :)

if you're going to make generalizations about certain people on here don't be surprised when they do the same thing back to you.

 

[Sydian]

Dear Anonymous,

You say that as if I, or anyone else, was trying to be secretive about it. Don't be mad that I'm right and other people are right. I have nothing against you, I have high tolerance. Some things just really tick me off.

Dear Anonymous,

You left your headphones here. And it'll be hilarious if you think you're getting them back.

Dear Anonymous(es?),

When you sign out, it makes me sad and I miss you already.

 

[インフェルノの津波]

Dear Anonymous,

I'm not going to give you a friendship speech. I'm not going to call the Suicidal Hotline. I'm not even calling your mom.

First of all, man up. Stop hating yourself. To be honest, maybe I'm coming off ignorant or harsh, but I think you're selfish. You tell me, who's experiencing his own damn problems, that you're thinking of quiting school, and killing yourself. Why, I asked? Because, you said, I'm tired of this endless cycle.

Then get your bum ass up, and break the cycle you made yourself, by yourself. I'm not helping you anymore. Actually, I'm tired of your phone calls at 1 AM. I almost called the police to get you mental help, but I think you don't need it.

Second of all, don't forget; you're on rehab with me. You nearly destroyed MY mental health as a person, remember? But I forget all that, and thought "maybe he's changed". I was wrong. You throw some messed up **** in my face again.

Leave me alone, please. You're endangering my mental health, again.

See you on Tuesday, unless you finally ended your miserable cycle by throwing your life away. Goodnight.

 

[~Darkness~]

Dear Anonymous,

One day I'll ask you out, not now

 

[Hybrid Trainer]

Dear Anonymous,

I know what I did was wrong and spiteful and incredibly over the top. But I was working my way through something that I hope you may never experience. No matter what I said I still love you and I probably always will. I still hope that one day you will come back and we can work things out. But till then there isn't anything i can do, which kills me inside.

 

[Aquacorde]

Dear Anonymous,

It's nice that you have an opinion, but when you don't let others have any input it becomes less of an "oh, so that's what they think" and more of a "shut up, nobody cares".

 

[Ho-Oh]

Dear Anonymous,

Hi there, I'm an Australian. Apparently you didn't know that, or don't even know what Australians are! Next time acknowledge Australia, okay? Because I don't really enjoy sitting here with nothing to do while everyone else is discussing the good time they're having. We're just a figment of your imagination obviously. Oh and not to mention we have to pay more to get them even though the exchange rate is basically the same. By the way, we have Internet over here in Australia, incase you didn't know. Keep pleasing your fans, whatever, one day we'll show you we're better than you ever imagined! :)

Well that was obvious.

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Dear Anonymous,

It astounds me that otherwise intelligent people such as yourselves can watch the stupidest reality TV shows out there. Please do the rest of us a favor and turn the volume down when they get to brawling and screaming and swearing. Thanks.

Dear Anonymous,

If your website keeps generating MySQL errors every time I try to update, maybe it's time to, I dunno, STOP USING MYSQL.

Dear Anonymous,

I'm not sure why you've stopped responding to my VM's. I don't know that I've done or said anything wrong, but if I have, I apologize. You've helped me so much with wi-fi and other things, and I'd hate to see us lose contact... Please answer soon!

Dear Anonymous,

Thank you for running such a nice, clean hotel for me and others. I've already had two excellent stays at your outstanding facility, and I'm looking forward to a third stay!

 

[Mew~]

Dear Anonymous,

Would you like some pie?

Dear Anonymous,

I still miss you. I hope one day we can meet again. I miss the great times we had together~