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I don't want a baby anyway...yukky little buggers.

But, I just know that guys and babies just don't mix..

Guys would die within a minute..girls survive.

Uh huh...

Pirates, Gladiators, Knights, Samurai, Hoplites, Ninjas, Vikings...all men. Some of the toughest groups of humans to ever exist....all men.

And oh yeah...Jesus Christ was a man too.
 
I know girls will lose this..because I can't see anyother girl in sight and I have to go..so..I think this should end..
 
I know girls will lose this..because I can't see anyother girl in sight and I have to go..so..I think this should end..

I knew I'd shut you up with that last comment. Victory --> Men

I love how the first thing you listed was Pirates..actually made me laugh XD

Pirates pwn all. Not really, but I can pretend. XD
 
It'll continue...another time..

I only shut up because I have to go for breakfast XD
 
If that made you feel sick, you've obviously been quite sheltered so far in life. When I was that age, I knew stuff that I could get kicked out of school for saying.
Almost everyone is like that now. I can't hardly remember the days when kids were decent.
 
I eat soap for fun.

Just kidding. Seriously, I'm kidding...
 
Same. I only said "shut up" to my mother twice when I was younger, and then I literally had to beg for her forgiveness just so that she wouldn't tell my father.

Now, my siblings (and I) swear and we barely get a second look.

Which is bad cause my brother's deserve to be punished.

I remember when I was about 8 or 9 and my dad was yelling at me for something. As he turned away, I quietly (and I mean quietly) said "shut up" to him, and he took his shoe off and chased me with it.
 
I remember when I was about 8 or 9 and my dad was yelling at me for something. As he turned away, I quietly (and I mean quietly) said "shut up" to him, and he took his shoe off and chased me with it.
My mother throws shoes with the utmost accuracy. Like seriously, she can get the most unbelievable shots.

I started getting the belt after soap didn't bother me. I got in trouble for the stupidest reasons...
Soap was never an option - it was always the belt in our household, mainly for fighting with my sister.
 
I used to run around the house trying to avoid it knowing full on that I was going to get it no matter what, if not worse, but it seemed like the best option at the time... until I had to surrender.
 
Once me and my dad were waiting in line, I got bored and starting playing with his hand...I was weird. Anyway, I eventually made him stick his middle finger up. He smacked me harder than anyone's ever smacked me before.

That's my "bad kid" story.
 
When I was younger (like 5 or something), of course I used to run around.

But as I got older, I just stood there and took it, just sticking my arms and legs in the way so I get hit there.

And then I stood there, admiring the red marks on my arms in front of them in a mocking manner.

Once me and my dad were waiting in line, I got bored and starting playing with his hand...I was weird. Anyway, I eventually made him stick his middle finger up. He smacked me harder than anyone's ever smacked me before.

That's my "bad kid" story.
Did you even know what it meant back then XD
 
When my family moved in to our house, I was three years old. I had the bright idea to color all over our new brick fireplace with crayons. Luckily, my mom sanded the bricks a little bit with sandpaper and it came off. That my "bad kid" story. Well...one of them. I've got many.....trust me. =P
 
When i was a little kid, i bit my mom behind the knee. I cant remember that well. I think i wanted something and she said no....but anyhow, she bit me back. And i never bit her again.

And i gots one more. Me and my mom were picking up my older sister from school, and i wouldn't STFU, and she told me to shut up. I got mad and told her to shut up. Last time i would ever tell her to shut up.
 
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