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I'm so confused.
I'm so confused.
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A patient's with his doctor and he says, "Give it to me straight, doc. What's up?" The doctor grimly looks at his clipboard and sighs.
"I can't say I have anything good for you." He scratches his head. "There are two pieces of news, actually." The patient swallows with anxiety in his brow. "The first is that you have Cancer, the second is that you have Alzheimer's."
The patient wipes the sweat from his forehead and laughs. "Whew," He says wholeheartedly, "I thought you were gonna tell me that I have Cancer!"
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"I can't say I have anything good for you." He scratches his head. "There are two pieces of news, actually." The patient swallows with anxiety in his brow. "The first is that you have Cancer, the second is that you have Alzheimer's."
The patient wipes the sweat from his forehead and laughs. "Whew," He says wholeheartedly, "I thought you were gonna tell me that I have Cancer!"
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That's one of the best jokes I've heard in a long time.
That's one of the best jokes I've heard in a long time.
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Yay, doctor jokes!
A man visits his doctor. As the doctor is finishing, he looks at his clipboard sadly. "I'm afraid you only have 10 to live," he says.
The man is frightened. "10 what?" he asks. "Years? Months? Days?"
The doctor then looks at his watch and says, "Nine... eight... seven..."
Yay, doctor jokes!
A man visits his doctor. As the doctor is finishing, he looks at his clipboard sadly. "I'm afraid you only have 10 to live," he says.
The man is frightened. "10 what?" he asks. "Years? Months? Days?"
The doctor then looks at his watch and says, "Nine... eight... seven..."
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Anyone saying "Love is more important than money" have clearly never tried paying off a loanshark with a hug.
Anyone saying "Love is more important than money" have clearly never tried paying off a loanshark with a hug.
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I would imagine that applies to most people, regardless of belief.
I would imagine that applies to most people, regardless of belief.
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Why would love be more important then money? Money makes the world go around after all!
Well, money and ♥♥♥♥, but mainly money.
Why would love be more important then money? Money makes the world go around after all!
Well, money and ♥♥♥♥, but mainly money.
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Because money is love. Money is life.
DO I GET POINTS FOR USING THAT MEME? HAS SENPAI FINALLY NOTICED ME?
Because money is love. Money is life.
DO I GET POINTS FOR USING THAT MEME? HAS SENPAI FINALLY NOTICED ME?
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Another expression is that "money can't buy happiness", so by that one's logic, happiness must be more valuable than money. Priceless, if you will.
Another expression is that "money can't buy happiness", so by that one's logic, happiness must be more valuable than money. Priceless, if you will.
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Probably not.
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"I wish you would stop staring at my breasts." said the barmaid, "You're making me uncomfortable."
"Uncomfortable?" I replied, "You want to try sitting on one of these stools with a hard on."
"I wish you would stop staring at my breasts." said the barmaid, "You're making me uncomfortable."
"Uncomfortable?" I replied, "You want to try sitting on one of these stools with a hard on."
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That one was funny AND relevant!
That one was funny AND relevant!
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143. Senpai noticed you.
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Oops that space worm gobbled up Michigan.
Oops that space worm gobbled up Michigan.
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145. Senpai wants to devour your soul.
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Started playing SMT:DS Soul Hackers. 90's Cyberpunk Japan is fun.
Started playing SMT:DS Soul Hackers. 90's Cyberpunk Japan is fun.
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148. what anime is that from don
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