DNA Alter + Corrupt (Trying again)

[Eruption]

Suddenly mothers who need help with housework start to choose other pokes.

I alter Feebas' DNA so It's not ugly and I alter Milotic's so it is ugly.

 

[Rune]

Actually, you have fed your Milotic with lots of Blue Pokeblocks while you have fed your Feebas with green Pokeblocks. So, you have to suffer in Pokemon Contest with your Geeky Feebas.
I alter Torkoal's DNA so that it become the world's top soccer player

 

[Chuchino]

Torkoal bends the ball into a building and causes a dominoe effect, CRUSHING THE CITY TO BITS.

I alter Miltank so it's bigger than a tractor.

 

[Eruption]

Miltank Curshes every tractor on Earth.

I alter Typhlosion's DNA so it is invincible.

 

[Rune]

It died of a heart attack actually

I alter Swablu's DNA so rain come out of his clouds

 

[Eruption]

Everyone hunts the Swablu down because they are sick of rain.

I alter Groudon's DNA so it can fly

 

[Fakemon_Master]

Groudon is so happy to be able to fly he flies into space and dies.

I alter Hitmonlee's DNA so it has bigger feet.

 

[Chuchino]

It has such big feet the momentum of it's kicks caused it to fly into the ocean and land on the Lost island.

I alter Slowpoke so it has two brains.

 

[Lily]

Its dullness increases twice and dies from starvation.

I alter Pichu's ears to be smaller so it's in proportion.

 

[Cheeky Typhlosion]

Pichu's hearing ability decreases and it doesn't notice the Sharpedo in the water that jumps up from behind and eats it.

I alter Mewtwo's DNA so it talks using its mouth.

 

[Rune]

He then revealed that he don't have any vocal chord so therefore he use his lungs and died.

I alter Snorlax's DNA so that it can open his eyes

 

[Fakemon_Master]

It turns out Snorlax was blind anyway

I alter Dusclops DNA so it can learn Mega Kick

 

[Chuchino]

But it's a Ghost, so it's Mega Kick goes straight through what it was trying to kick and.. it lands in the mouth of a GIANT Mightyena.

I alter Nosepass's DNA so it looks like Brock with a big nose.

 

[Rune]

well he was sent to BB and participated in the world's largest nose contest.

I alter Growlithe data so that it got the leopard's pattern instead of tiger's

 

[Cheeky Typhlosion]

It then suddenly found climbing trees more fun than obedience.

I alter Sudowoodo's DNA so it's a Grass-type.

 

[Rune]

Actually, it doesn't really matter because it already used to it.

I alter Tentacool's DNA so that its reproduction system won't work anymore

 

[Cheeky Typhlosion]

Then both Tentacool and Tentacruel everywhere become extinct.

I alter Rapidash's DNA so it has wings.

 

[Rune]

It then accidentally brought to the past by Celebi and then became Hercules' horse, Pegasus. Since he burned all of the clouds that caused the flood.

I alter Blastoise's DNA so that it has bazooka instead of water cannon

 

[Cheeky Typhlosion]

Its bazooka's so powerful that it is thrown back by its own power, so it refuses to use them again, therefore making its power popularity go way down.

I alter Marill's DNA so that its tail is heavy and sinks instead of floats.

 

[Fakemon_Master]

All the swimmers currently surfing on the marill die, including yourself, accidentily.

I alter raichu's DNA so its electricity can power my MP3 player.