Think of a real post, a useful post, as a leg of ham.
Now imagine a spammy post, and by comparision, sure it's still a post, but it's of a poorer quality.
Hence, Spam.
Oh, and my crush is Kwesi.
Yes, that's right.
Really.
Honestly.
No.
No, it's not.
But I had you goin for a moment, admit it!