Do you have a dirty mind?

Like Jack O'Neil, I was probably nine when I wasn't thinking of something dirty.
 
Well, it depends on the situation. I won't go berserk
and burst into laughter when I hear something like
"Put the pickle back in the jar" or "There's too much mayonnaise
in my burger". I might get a chuckle about the different situations
you could use that kind of terminology with, but seeing the
nasty side is not my priority. If a phrase clicks my memory from
a past inside-joke or experience, of course, I might get a
spur of laughter.
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Honestly yeah. It brings a lot of fun to the table, and lightens up the mood sometimes, haha. Especially when people are all serious, and you yell out "thats what she said!".
 
Hell, yeah.

I admit it. I might try to be polite and nice and all, but I do in fact have a dirty mind I blame 16+ manga

Though I might point out some things that could be considered dirty, I try not to point out the things that are even just a bit dirty-in-a-childish-sort-of-way.
 

I can have a dirty mind when I want to.

So yeah.. I do that often. xD

But most often, it's with people that I'm really close with.. so if I point it out, or make a joke about it, they laugh with me instead of finding it weird.
 
It depends on my mood. If I'm just feeling silly, I can have quite the dirty mind. xD
When I'm serious however, I don't tend to see the dirty side of things being said, so when someone mentions that something previously said sounded 'dirty' I just get this deer-in-headlights look on my face and go 'Huh?" XD
 
definitely.
yesterday my mom was talking about this brand of something that i dont remember, but then i asked; whats the name of the brand? and she goes silcox. and i burst out laughing and she calls me a pervert and leaves the room.
 
Accordng to both Em and Fi, yes. According to this quiz I took, yes.

Yes.
 
I dunno if I'd say 'dirty' . . . maybe just a bit 'out there', if I may. X___X;;
Well, not that bad, to be honest, what do you expect from an angsty fifteen year old! 8D;
 
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Sometimes. It's mainly when I'm joking around with friends.
 
If the time calls for it. XD; Like...the other day, one of those "That's what she said!" moments occurred and it really couldn't have been better:

"I can't do this anymore. My legs are sweaty and chaffing and my butt hurts."
"That's what she said!"

So..there's a time and a place for the immaturity level to rise above and beyond. XD
 
I think of most things in the dirty way. I can't really help it. I have no idea why my mind thinks like that it just does.
 
n!T3_w0Lf said:
occasionally i do. it makes for better conversation killer lol
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I worked the night shift at Denny's as a dishwasher for two years. So of course I have dirty mind.
The kitchen staff, waitresses, and gay waiters had much to say.

I also have sick mind.
I know "dead baby jokes"...
 
Taking things the wrong way can be good for a laugh now and then, when in the right company. If my dad starts talking about fruit, sit down and shut up. DMTS.

Oh god, dead baby jokes are so stupid.
 
Yes, sadly. I'm known as Cavern of Mew's resident whore. And I was holding a banana in my mouth the other day with just my teeth, seeing how long I could make it stay there. And then I was like, "Hey, this kinda looks like-" and that was all I got out before one of my friends playfully smacked me. (Use your imagination if you want to know the last word of that sentence. Or VM me. Whatever.) And then I opened my yogurt and some of it splattered onto me, and I was like "CU-" and then got smacked.

I go to a private school, so all the kids there are sheltered. Except me, who's been public schooled, homeschooled, and private schooled. So I'm known among my friends as the pervert who can't stop cracking sex jokes. It's okay, though. I'm loved :D

Today, my friend was like "Hey, we've gone a whole lunch period without Savannah saying anything perverted."

I said, "SEX."

Everyone started laughing. Cuz I'm hilarious like that.
 
Hell yeah, my mind is dirty. Dirty jokes fly everywhere for me. ^_^

"Math class was long and hard!"

And the teacher was handing out Blow Pops to the winners of some dumb game and I was all OMG LOL.
 
yep you know it.

also, paris, is that lady gaga in ur dp?

SWEEEEEEET! :D
 
Sometimes. But after that, I always think, "Wow, you fail...".
 
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