Don't Let the Moddies Say Zero! [DLTMS0 v5.0] THE END IS NIGH!

[Twilight-kun]

48

If three people kicking a soccer ball could make it explode into flame, FIFA woudl be a lot more interesting

Spoiler:

 

[Pokestick good times.]

49

"At that age"? But they were sixteen, right? I don't see anything wrong with that.

 

[machomuu]

50

Eh, maybe they were sixteen at the time. You're right it was after the two year skip.

Though physically they were 14, but that's not really important. The revelation that they were 14 made me groan for other reasons.

 

[Weeaboo Name]

51

Thoughts about age never even crossed my mind.

 

[Weeaboo Name]

51

Thoughts about age never even crossed my mind.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

52

I think their bodies did grow sort of normally during that time.
One of the girls in the special episode commented about her breasts having grown.

...Which to be fair is a bit strange in itself.

 

[machomuu]

53

If three people kicking a soccer ball could make it explode into flame, FIFA woudl be a lot more interesting

Indeed it would. Why isn't it a thing?

...Other than the lack of safety to both the audience and the players. And everyone.

@Pokestick - Well, at least in the case of Asuna and Kirito (from what I could observe), they physically stayed the same in game.

And talking about breasts, I'm pretty surprised that Asuna's stayed the same size.

 

[Weeaboo Name]

54

Mentally every character in that show was about 12 so I guess it is a little messed up.

 

[Weeaboo Name]

54

Mentally every character in that show was about 12 so I guess it is a little messed up.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

55

Yeah, they both did stay practically the same from fourteen to sixteen. Bit curious.


An ironic review on MAL says Asuna is an epic waifu, only beaten by Watashi.

Spoiler:

Good. She is unbeaten.

 

[machomuu]

56

MAYBE THEY ACTUALLY NEVER LEFT SAO, AND EVEN AFTER THE END OF THE FIRST ARC THEY WERE STILL IN SAO AND THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T AGE!

THIS SHOW HAS SUPER EDGY CONSPIRACIES!

 

[Weeaboo Name]

57

They were never in SAO. Everything is a delusion in Kirito's head, hence why things like that don't have to make sense.

 

[machomuu]

58

Oh God, those are my least type of favorite fan conspiracy. It's just a lazy way to make any sort of series with even slightly realistic premises seem darker with an easily conceived premise that makes you sound smart. And they're so easy to make because shows have themes, and by pointing to that theme as a delusion of the main character, it makes sense. It's going to make sense. It's hard for it not to make sense.

I started thinking about this just recently because of that damn Rugrats "Angelica schizophrenia" one. So, to counter this, I created a theory for Persona 4. Made sense and took all of 5 seconds to think up.

It's just...guh...

 

[Weeaboo Name]

59

Of course I can only comment on the early stuff but unless it goes all Lain later on I don't think conspiracies should be needed. I mean it is clearly just not so great, self indulgent writing.

 

[Twilight-kun]

60

Spoiler:

Well....age never matters in anime

"How old are you?"

"6"

"GREAT, LET US MAKE BABIES"

/logic

 

[Netto Azure]

61

It's everything that anyone who would like to vent about what they don't like in anime projected upon.

Harem, Self-insert, rabid fans, rabid trolls, sex, homosexuality, gore, vore, fanservice, boobs, siscon, lolicon, bad plot, pacing, utterly disgusting villains, dumb as bricks broads, kids with the mind of *SHOCK* 14 Year olds, tentacles, overly bloated budget. etc

What else do people throw?

Oh "Seriously: How can you have completed LotGH and still like SAO? I am really curious about that."

 

[Weeaboo Name]

62

Have you really been asked that last part?

 

[Twilight-kun]

63

Spot on...creepily so

Spoiler:

 

[bobandbill]

0

Underage anime girls oh my

(I don't watch any, really).

 

[machomuu]

1

Eh, that's Gainax, though.

You know Gainax, they be Gainax'n.