Escalators are mean

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    Yeah, I dunno how many people saw my Harlem Shake video to know, but my school has escalators that almost never EVER work. And today, one of them ate my shoe. :c

    I was so sad, I was minding my business when the escalator just went CHOMP on my lace. And this was when there was a huge wave of people behind me, so it's not like I could stop and pull it out. So in the end, the tip of my shoelace on my favorite pair of shoes are now in slivers. =(


    Escalators really are mean, I need new Vans now. ;;

    Final Rating (out of 5 stars): Nil. Go eat someone else's shoe, stupid machine. I'll take the stairs from now and actually lose some weight. Won't be eating MY shoe anytime soon.
     
    There's a lesson to be learned here: Always swear by lace-less shoes.
     
    I've only ridden escalators once or twice in my life so I couldn't really know what that's like, although if it started going backwards all of a sudden that would be a spectacle to behold.
     
    I don't know if slip-ons are my style, never tried them before.

    And whattttt. How does one ride an escalator only once or twice in their life, TF? D=

    Well, I guess the story alone makes it seem as if I only need new laces, but the Vans themselves are pretty old now. As a matter of fact, the back of the sole came lose during P.E. today, I just remembered now.
     
    There's actually a problem with that, I'm kinda broke LOL. I cracked my glasses, so I had to use all my money to fix that. I didn't even have a enough, oof.

    And I need to beg my parents for $25 dollars so I can go to my school's battle of the grades performance and then go hit the party afterwards and get drunk for the first time, woot
     
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