Fortunately, Unfortunately

[gimmepie]

Unfortunately, you lose a finger in the process.

 

[Superjolt]

Fortunately you actually had six fingers before so now people will stop asking about your extra finger

 

[gimmepie]

Unfortunately, your hands now have different numbers of fingers.

 

[Sorvete]

Fortunately, no one knows how to count anymore

 

[5qwerty]

Fortunately, this isn't that much of an issue as it's very natural when your third hand has 3 fingers, since you were genetically enhanced with the tail of an Aipom.

 

[budube]

Unfortunately that Aipom had Pokérus and thus you have Pokérus now as well

 

[Superjolt]

Fortunately Nurse Joy informs you about this at the Pokémon center

 

[5qwerty]

Unfortunately, she only speaks in a heavy dialect that you are not able to understand.

 

[budube]

Fortunately you meet someone else that is able to understand her

 

[GalarianPokefan]

Unfortunately, that person understands her in the language she speaks and can't speak yours

 

[5qwerty]

Fortunately Pokérus is good for you anyway, so you stop worrying about this language barrier.

 

[Superjolt]

Unfortunately, a cab pulls up and the rather irate driver asks for the one that called the cab, directing a verbal assault at you and you tell him you're not the one who called it and he says someone named Bob called it and you tell him your name isn't Bob but he just gets angrier and then gets out and grabs you and throws you in the cab

 

[budube]

Fortunately he takes you home because your roomate is actually called Bob

 

[WizardOfOdd]

Unfortunately someone came to your house in a helicopter and toting a shotgun, he yells "GET TO THE CHOPPA! NOW!" As he aims the shotgun towards you in your second floor room

 

[budube]

Fortunately that person had bad aim

 

[5qwerty]

Fortunately, Schwarzenegger is a nice guy and is just trying to get you to GET TO DA CHOPPA faster.

 

[WizardOfOdd]

Unfortunately, Dolph Lundgren also come and pissed at you dilly-dallying. So he knocks you out with a single heart punch.

 

[budube]

Fortunately you survive and didn't even have to GET TO THE CHOPPA

 

[5qwerty]

Unfortunately, in Soviet Russia (which is where we are at now) DA CHOPPA GETS TO YOU and chops your head off.

 

[Superjolt]

Unfortunately, the enemy hijacks DA CHOPPA