Fortunately, Unfortunately

[ElBurrito]

Fortunately, someone brought a flashlight, so at least they could see.

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Unfortunately, the battery is corrupted.

 

[Megan]

Fortunately, people had enough money to bribe it into working.

 

[ElBurrito]

Unfortunately, the battery deceived them, much like a djinn with a cruel sense of irony.

 

[Megan]

Fortunately, the battery police came just at the right time to prevent it from doing something stupid.

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Unfortunately, they were the one disguised evils.

 

[ElBurrito]

Fortunately, Mystery Inc. was there to unmask the disguised evildoers.

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Unfortunately, there were evils mixed in the crowd.

 

[Megan]

Fortunately, being evil doesn't mean they did something evil, and in this case they did not bother planning doing something evil.

 

[भाग्य ज्योति]

Unfortunately, there was a boy who had a test in school, and those people were referred as evils because they were blocking his way to school.

 

[ElBurrito]

Fortunately, they were blocking is path to the wrong school and indirectly helped him reach the correct one.

 

[Megan]

Unfortunately, he missed his bus and ended up in the mall, instead.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Fortunately, the mall had a star gate and he could go where ever he wanted

 

[Megan]

Unfortunately, the star gate lead to an empty planet.

 

[ElBurrito]

Fortunately, being empty meant the Goa'uld would never visit, making it a perfect place to establish a new base.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Unfortunately, the Goa'uld scouts located this planet and are now on their way to claim it as their own

 

[Megan]

Fortunately, SG1 just came out of the portal.

 

[ElBurrito]

Unfortunately, they were being chased by Replicators.

 

[Megan]

Fortunately, the Asgard had just finished building a new weapon that could easily take care of them.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Unfortunately, that new weapon blow up in their faces