Generate your Pokemon Life!

[elementgermanium]

1. Arceus. OH GG BOOYAH SUCKAS
2. Mewtwo. Awesome!
3. Mew. Meh, could be better
4. Magikarp. Weak as ****, i shall always win.
5. Lugia. Nice!
6. Giratina. Well, that's just awesome.


How this happened i do not know.

 

[Torshavn]

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow

I'm gonna be a fetus tomorrow! This is actually really deep. Like, woah, reincarnation and the cycle of life, man.

2. Your Pokemon Parents

I'm astonished... they're from the same Egg group. This makes actual sense.

3. Your Girl/Boy Friend

SCORE!

4. Your Rival

This is really accurate to be honest. I don't like Rhyperior, he doesn't like me.

5. Your Best Friend

Atta fun guy. Look at that smile.

6. Your Pet

I... have mixed feelings about this.

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow - Arcanine
I wish I could've gotten something cute and adorable, but I'll take it.

2. My parents - Seedot
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! My parents are acorns with legs. I don't know anything anymore.

3. My girl/boyfriend - Mr. Mime
WHY?! WHY OH WHY?!?!?!?!?! No! Asbolutely not! I will not go out with this thing! Nope! Nuh uh.

4. My rival - Gastrodon
Have I done something to make the RNG gods hate me? I'm gonna die T_T

5. My best friend - Vivillon
I can live with that.......maybe.

6. My pet - Delcatty
O_O This is messed up! This is really, really messed up!

This is the worst life I have gotten. T_T

Spoiler:

 

[alisaie]

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow

Any Pokemon I want this is the best answer no i'm not breeding with any of ya'll

2. Your Pokemon Parents

Not sure how it happened but it did.

3. Your Girl/Boy Friend

Always so so sunny~

4. Your Rival

Gonna become a Ho-oh and burn you to crisps

5. Your Best Friend

Heck yeah awesome best friend

6. Your Pet

I can ride him places if I wanted to

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

ME //

I can totally live with this. Adorable, and powerful!

PARENTS //

stop vomiting mom i packed my lunch already geez

BOYFRIEND //

No.

RIVAL //

I find its horrible gurgling noises intimidating. :|

BEST FRIEND //

AW YEAH WE'RE LEGEN ... waitforit ... DAIRY. wait i psyducked that up.

PET //

2 spoppy 4 me tho ;;

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

1. The Pokemon you're gonna be tomorrow - Chandelure
YAY! One of my favorite types! X3

2. My Parents - Lopunny
I don't know and I don't care.

3. My girl/boyfriend - Greninja
*fan girl scream* I will love you forever and ever! X3

4. My Rival - Emboar
A worthy opponent. How lovely.

5. My Bestfriend - Riolu
Well I guess we could be friends, but you're too young to go watch the movies I watch and you can't join my Skype calls with my besties.

6. My Pet - Virizion
Could be better, but I think it'll make for a good pet.

Spoiler:

 

[Laguna]

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow

Aw yeeeeeah, now I can bash people with my head as much as I want!
2. Your Pokemon Parents

Ew.
3. Your Girl/Boy Friend

Well it's cute, but I don't know.
4. Your Rival

Rival in name only, then?
5. Your Best Friend

Awwww it's so adorable =3
6. Your Pet

This is weird for me, but I guess it makes sense?

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

ME //

One of my least favorite fire-types lines, but I can deal.

PARENTS //

Finally, something in this field that makes sense.

BOYFRIEND //

Wat.

RIVAL //

BRING IT SISTA PLS I DARE U

BEST FRIEND //

YES YES YES YES IM FRIENDS WITH GODSSSSSSS

PET //

WHO'S A GOOD BOY

 

[Lycanthropy]

Pokemon your gonna be tomorrow

Be prepared, I'll apparently going crazy tomorrow!

Your Pokemon Parents

At least they can adept well to every situation.

Your Pokemon Girlfriend

I don't know what I should think of that, but okay I guess.

Your Rival

I think you'd better surrender immediately

Your best friend

Friendly friends. ♫

Your Pet

Pet, plant, whatever.

 

[Zoroark Cutie]

1. The Pokemon you're gonna be tomorrow - Deoxys-Attack
I would've liked to have been something cute and I would've liked to be Deoxys-Speed, but I'll take it because Deoxys is awesome. X3

2. My Parents - Marshtomp
I seriously don't wanna know how. I'll just assume that I was adopted.

3. My girl/boyfriend - Dewgong
You're cute (sorta), but I'm sorry, it just won't work out. I'm sure you'll find somebody right for you one day.

4. Your Rival - Zubatt
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! This is too funny.

5. Your Best Friend - Blastoise
We're gonna be best friends! Let's hang out sometime soon, maybe this Friday night. X3

6. My Pet - Arceus
I told e'ryone that I was better than Arceus, but no one listened to me. Arceus is my pet now, proving once and for all that I, Dexoys, am better than that pathetic Arceus! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! X3

Spoiler:

 

[PageEmp]

1. The mon I will be-Roserade
Eh can live with this. Why not?

2. My parents-Quilladin
At least it's also a grass mon. A different kind of grass mon but still.

3. My girl/boyfriend-Meloetta-pirouette
What will this mean?

4. My rival-Sewaddle
If I have to fight him everyday I'd always win, it's not fully evolved!

5. My best friend-Togetic
Dunno what to say about this.

6. My pet-Wooper
A pet sea thingy. Welp.

 

[Adam Levine]

The Pokemon I'll Be Tomorrow- Girafarig.
Well at least I'll get a second head.
My Parents- Probopass
Italian parents. Eh.
My Girlfriend- Barboach.
I'd want to eat her for dinner.
My Rival- Azumarill
(breathes deeply) Fine.
My Best Friend- Arcanine
Nice...
My Pet- Skrelp
I kinda like this.

 

[ghostly]

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow
Dusclops. BOO!

2. Your Pokemon Parents
Swadloon. Waddle Waddle...!

3. Your Girl/Boy Friend
Clamperl. Such beautiful pearls... imma steal.

4. Your Rival
Heatmor. I'M NOT EVEN EATING ANTS.

5. Your Best Friend
Poliwag. Let's be best friends forever! <3

6. Your Pet
Grumpig. If only you were a little pig instead...

 

[PageEmp]

1. The mon I will be-Charizard
I can fly around and stuff, so why not?

2. My parents-Mewtwo
So is my sibling a Pikachu?

3. My girl/boyfriend-Wait...no. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!!!!

Spoiler:

Wormadam. Why.

4. My rival-Electrode.
Uh, OK.

5. My best friend-Bouffalant
I AM FRIENDS WITH THE ALMIGHTY MWAHAHAHA ok sorry.

6. My pet- Hitmonlee.
Hey humanoid! Fetch!

 

[Laguna]

1. The Pokemon you're going to be tomorrow

Hell yeah, that's awesome!

2. Your Pokemon Parents

...Eh? That's pretty much the literal opposite of that last one.

3. Your Girl/Boy Friend

I would have a derptastic GF, wouldn't I?

4. Your Rival

So my rival is a UFO. Okay, I can dig it (no pun intended).

5. Your Best Friend

Well that's appropriate.

6. Your Pet

Why do I always seem to get sucky bugs as pets?