"Good Eeveening Sir...." (The PokéPun Game!)

[DyingWillFlareon]

I was waiting for someone to Steelix thread....
Revise Water you doing, that was a lot of Hoopa. Watchog your language mister. 8D

 

[Meadow]

But False Swipe is a move, a berry odd one at that.

 

[Squirrel]

I've Sunkern so much Tympole into these puns and still no Present for it :(

 

[Meadow]

Ozzy's signature has a cute polar Beartic!

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

O u guiz u Butterfree up ur scheduals 4 me

My, my, my,
Multiscale hits so hard, make me say "oh my lord'
Thank you, for Wishing me, with max IVs and trained EVs
That's Goodra when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oak Town
And I'm known as such
This is the Team, you can't touch


I'm not sorry this was fun

 

[Meadow]

Did you just Sing, or was that a poem? xD

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

I was reading pettyartist's nuzlockes again and got this stuck in my head.

I guess I need some Hammer Arm Time. 8D

 

[Squirrel]

I met a girl today, I used my Charmander boyfriend hit me :(

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

You should have used Low Kick or Sucker Punch and aimed for the horn.
*ahem*

The easiest thing to do in situations like that is to Run Away. Safety is just a Hoppip, Skiploom, and a Jumpluff away.~

 

[Meadow]

Or you could Challenger!! to a Pokémon battle. (Song names can be used in puns, right? =D)

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

that was great
Oran appropriately placed pun could save you.

 

[Meadow]

Focus BANNED because this is my pun for today. ;D

 

[Tsutarja]

Somebody just Air Slashed my tires. :|

 

[TheCobaltComet]

How awful! *Hypno-tises you* You are feeling Drowzee.... (That sounds kind of awkward in the wrong context)

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

This thread is Subway Train Rek't now.... behold I have sunk down to your level puns revise XD

 

[Meadow]

Welcome to the Dark-type side, Flare! :D

 

[Squirrel]

That was very Loppunny, Shark ;)

 

[Meadow]

That pun is very Origin Forme, Ozzy. ;D

 

[JJ Styles]

I met a girl today

Did she had a nice pair of Knock Offs?

 

[Meadow]

*throws a poisoned Pecha Berry at the next person* - see the Iron-y there?

Get it? The Vitamin? Hehe, my puns are Rock-in' as always. :D