Grill the Pokemon above

[pkmin3033]

If there was ever a Pokemon that would have Evanescence's "Bring me to Life" as a theme song, it's Absol.

Arcanine

 

[CF1994]

This old time doggo is great at learning new tricks, yet it has not kept up well with power creep, even with a phenomenal physical movepool.

Grimmsnarl

 

[pkmin3033]

Bayonetta did the hair thing first, and she was FABULOUS about it. This is just toned-down nightmare fuel.

Prinplup

 

[CF1994]

Swift Swim would have been a better Hidden Ability for it and it's stages. Kinda lame a great Ability like Defiant is wasted on them.

Perrserker

 

[pkmin3033]

FFS is this even a separate Pokemon? It looks exactly like Galarian Meowth, which in itself is a pretty crappy design =/

Elgyem

 

[CF1994]

Analytic is a great Hidden Ability Ability. Too bad it's Evolution has practically no devastating low-accuracy special moves to make significant use of it.

Stonjourner

 

[pkmin3033]

OK, the idea of a stonehenge Pokemon is cool, but it's execution is like pretty much everything else in Gen VIII: terrible.

Ledian

 

[CF1994]

A ladybird with potent punching prowess sounds awesome. Too bad it's physical Attack is complete Trubbish.

Cramorant

 

[pkmin3033]

Kinda disappointed at how underwhelming this was. Where's the cute chick pre-evo, or the majestic evolution or G-Max form?

Kartana

 

[CF1994]

Ow the edge! 2Flat&Sharp4Me.

Snom

 

[RadEmpoleon]

One Ember and you're dead.

Machamp

 

[pkmin3033]

Well, for one it's a fighting type, and fighting types suck. Also...it makes no sense that it isn't actually wearing briefs. It's also very disturbing when you think about it...

Yanmega

 

[CF1994]

It's so massive that it can scare off any chance of getting the soulmate of your life at your class. It should also be big enough to learn Fly, yet it doesn't.

Coalossal

 

[pkmin3033]

Rhydon? Is that you? What on earth happened to you? You look like someone put you in the oven for thirty-five minutes and tried to take a chisel to your face. Go get that sorted mate, you're embarrassing yourself!

Ariados

 

[Wuzzy]

imagine having nearly perfect availability in all 5 games u appeared in, and have 0 usefulness u_u

Bronzong

 

[RadEmpoleon]

I read somewhere that it can learn Rain Dance and it doesn't even benefit from it at all.

Hariyama

 

[pkmin3033]

It's a fighting type. Fighting types are universally bad. This one especially so because it has one of the ugliest designs in Gen III ._.

Luxray

 

[Roni]

it's an electric type and it looks like it runs fast, so why the heck does it have abysmal speed??

araquanid

 

[pkmin3033]

They really dropped the ball on this one, it looks ridiculously stupid for a water spider. Why couldn't we have something cool like Ariados? ;-;

Masquerain

 

[Roni]

all those wings and it still ain't as good as crobat smh

volcarona