Guess the Next Poster! (Rebooted)

[Hikamaru]

WRONG... I AM THE MASCULINE HIKARI.

Snorlax, tell this guy I have gender confusion issues...

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

O_O Oh GAWD...I forgot you can genderbend... Nnyyooooooo
Hikari, u mastered genderbending???

 

[Hikamaru]

Yeah, with all those manly avatars/sigs. This one has been cemented as one of my most interesting cos it reflects my personality.

UMBREON... I AM YOUR FATHER. NOW COME!

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

So my girlfriend has turned into a man... Now what?

TFU will post

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!
Snorlax, I am your Uncles Grandsons Friends Roommate!

 

[WillPowerPedro]

No sucka. Wait, so now Hikari is my grandpa and mom. And Snor is my dad. OH CRAP.

Mom and Grandpa!

 

[Golurks Were Meant to Fly]

I'm gonna ignore this confusing and twisted family tree and call in Jacinth. :D

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

I put her in jail too I'm afraid...
Where da hell did dat Snorlax go?

 

[Hikamaru]

Snorlax is sleeping, please do not disturb him.

GOLURK, come and see which gender I really am...

 

[Golurks Were Meant to Fly]

WRONG... I AM THE MASCULINE HIKARI.

Snorlax, tell this guy I have gender confusion issues...

I'm kinda confused too... HIKARI IS CONFUSING!

Right tehfallenumbreon?

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

Yep. She/he/it (?) can change genders any time.
However, I found out the truth about Hikari! Wanna hear it Golurk?

 

[Golurks Were Meant to Fly]

Sure, why not! (woo gossiping...)

Tell me, umbreon!

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

Ok ok...Im first gonna make sure it's completely true
Hikari, is it true that your true gender is female? (XD Best way to get evidence)

 

[Hikamaru]

Yes, my signature mentions I am female.

Golurk, get the next evidence about my gender!

 

[Golurks Were Meant to Fly]

You enjoy genderbending and confusing people? So you uh *convince* them into thinking you're male? I'm really not sure...

Umbreon? :?

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Nopes.

WillPowerPedro come on up.

 

[Hikamaru]

He's sleeping, do not disturb.

Golurk, you think I'm really a man?

 

[Golurks Were Meant to Fly]

No. But if you were at least you'd help the right team win the gender race :P

Xuleeeeeeeeeeeeeeek approaches.

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

Nope, not yet...wwwaaaaiiitt for it...
Now Xulek shall approach

 

[Hikamaru]

Xulek apparently lost his Y chromosones and became female, so he got too scared.

Golurk you must bring the next bit of Hikari Gender Evidence!