Have a stupid question? Get a stupid answer!

[E.C.]

you didn't say a stupid question,

why didn't he say a stupid question??

 

[donavannj]

Because stupid questions are sometimes overrated.

Who is responsible for the massacre of the English language that is being perpetrated on this site?

 

[mew_nani]

They call it April Fools day. :)

Why are some blades just so darn sharp? :\

 

[Pazuru]

Cause they're so fun!

Are you crazy?

 

[§acred†Beo!]

Only when the sun is blue.

where do babies come from?

 

[mew_nani]

From the sky, or corse! In little baskets with umbrellas fixed to the tops. :)

When will the world end?

 

[Diablerie]

According to my bowl of magic melted cheese... four years from six years ago.

Why did the blackbird sing in the dead of night?

 

[mew_nani]

It was using echolocation. It can't see at night, you know. :)

Is the sky falling?

 

[Mewtwo Fan26]

Only if you ate the pie

Who forgot to pay the electric bill?

 

[mew_nani]

YOUR MOTHER. :D

Why do school lunches taste so bad? :\

 

[Diablerie]

Because Sandwichia, the magical master of school lunches/all things mouldy commands it. Hail Sandwichia!

Why do I have so much homework to do over the holidays?
Hail Sandwichia!

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Because I have some of mine left to share with others.

Now, why do *I* have so much homework to do over the holidays?

 

[mew_nani]

...You apparently made the Naughty List. But Santa Clause ran out of coal, so you got homework. :)

Why is the weather so crazy lately? :\
P.S. Screw Sandwichia. Just screw him.

 

[fenyx4]

Because the BALANCE...of POWER...has SHIFTED.

RS remakes FTW w00t w00t! :cer_boogie:


Why do Zubats make me moist?

 

[mew_nani]

MASS PILEUP!!! (And you're buried beneath all 1000 of them. :D)

IF your sword can cleave light in half, is it too sharp? :\

 

[fenyx4]

Of course not, that's probably one of the best swords ever. But I would suppose it is quite

, since you get blinded just by simply focusing your ocular organs on it.

Why do prehistoric gooses go well with Cactus Juice Magic?

 

[SmashBrony]

Cause it's tangy, yet spicy, but nethier!

Why is Magikarp so smart?

 

[Spherical Ice]

Because it's lasers no longer shoop.

Why did the woop shoop, though?

 

[mew_nani]

Because its level is OVER 9000!!!! :D

Why are physics so screwed up in Advent Children? :\

 

[Diablerie]

It has to balance out a parallel dimension where Advent Children has amazing physics.

Why does popcorn pop?