txteclipse
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- Seen Aug 20, 2023
My friend knocked me out of a tree once, and I just barely missed falling on a sprinkler pipe sticking up out of the ground.
I almost drowned countless times, a few because I overestimated my swimming abilities, and a few because people were pushing me under over and over.
I've got almost run over like eight times, two of them my fault for not using the crosswalk.
Oh, and the fair that comes every year. I am so slim that it isn't funny, the ride had like no top and you were constantly upside down it it, and well the security bar wouldn't go any tighter and I was slipping out. It was pretty high, and I was scurred.
Yup thats it.