Here's my number - call me maybe?

[Shining Raichu]

I'd just drop my platinum Mastercard on the counter and let it do all the work for me ;)

 

[EmeraldSerenade]

"do you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine."


yeah i'm lame i know :c

 

[CarefulWetPaint]

This is one of the funniest threads I've read for a long time.

"Dayum GURL you look fine, care to come back to mine for some wine?

"How you doing" And nod my head upwards while smiling. (Look to Joey from friends for example.)

Every play out of the play book, Barney you are god!

But in all seriousness I'd probably take the seat next to them and just use a simple, "Hello, would you like to have a drink with me?"... Then I'd let the magic roll from there.

 

[Impo]

I'd just stare at them because eye contact is like second base in my book

 

[~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~]

I've done this before with my current boyfriend of over 2 years, I will hang around the person, say negative things, give reasons on why I am better and there we go ;)


:t354:TG

 

[droomph]

I just try to start a conversation, but given that asians get wasted before you even smell the booze it would probably turn out badly for me.

But I would if I cared enough to just say "Hi! I am (creepy alias), and how are you doing?"

 

[Crux]

This thread is awesome.

"Certes, je dois être ivre et hallucinant!
Car jamais, même dans mes rêves les plus fous, je pourrais être la chance de voir une si belle femme*
Would you be so kind as to let me buy you a drink?"

Yeah...I know it's corny. xD

*sorry,I'm still learning french. u.u'

 

[Sableye~]

I doubt I would have the guts to actually walk up to a stranger and start chatting with them. T:
Heck, I can't even always have conversations with people I know well because I'm too awkward/shy.

I'm also forever alone. (;