Hmm, now what if...?

[Meadow]

Then all the girls who like him will be stunned!

What if Pichu was the creator of Arceus?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Then they created each other at exactly the same moment. Subsequently Arceus created the other Pokémon while Pichu was being lazy.

What if Showdown would suddenly crash?

 

[Squirrel]

Then no one would be at all surprised ;)

What if Onix could split up into lots of mini Geodudes?

 

[NoOneAtAll]

Then you gotta catch them all!
What if Pokémon is banned by the government?

 

[Meadow]

Then Pokémon would somehow find a way to take over the government. ;D

What if real Pokémon lived in Mars?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Then people would send a spaceship with two people, some food and the remaining space filled with PokéBalls.

What if the Pokémon Trivia forum would be removed?

 

[Aslan]

Then a new forum by the name of 'SQUIRRELS' would 'mysteriously' appear where the trivia forum had been removed. It'd have blueprints of the schemes of Team KFC whilst those who's alliance held true to other fast food chains would be kicked out immediately.

What if pokemon had been aimed towards the elderly?

 

[Squirrel]

omg yes please *o*

If Pokémon was aimed towards the elderly then the text would all so huge for them to be able to read it that you couldn't end up seeing any of the Pokémon under the text and it'd be turned into a text-based RPG!

What if you could teach Slugma to dance?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Then Fiery Dance will no longer be Volcarona's signature move.

What if fossils were found and revived of all ancient Pokémon, not just the nine species we know yet.

 

[Guardian]

Then all the cute Pokemon would be eaten by huge dinosaurs and insects looking Pokemon :L

What if all Pokemon are actually Dittos?

 

[Meadow]

Then all Ditto are actually Pokémon! Oh, wait...

What if people could play Pokémon on motorcycles?

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Then Biker Charles would say 'My name is Charles. I'm a heartbreaker.' POKEMANZ ON MOTORCYCLES

What if all the anime cast all along has been controlled by Team KFC, and all of the mangas casts are controlled by Team McDonalds, and a third team rises up with the games?????

 

[Meadow]

Then Ash will inevitably thwart Team KFC, and proceed to somehow defeat the others as well.

What if Repels didn't exist?

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Then I would be considered the best for playing without ever using a Repel!

What if Pokemon was an open world styled rpg game?

 

[Meadow]

You'd totally have to pay for every little detail in the game. <_<

What if you enter tall grass without any Pokémon in your team?

 

[Guardian]

You dont. "ermahgerd stahp it's too dangerous" - 7-year old kid from your town who apparently knows more about Pokemon than you do.

What if you found the place where professors catch their starters?

 

[Percy]

you'll just watch them, since you don't have any balls except if you are a boy

 

[Lycanthropy]

...

What if it became illegal to post Giratina gifs in Watch out for ghosts?

 

[Meadow]

Sven would quit PC... it was nice knowing you, Sven... =c

What if all Pokémon were actually robots?

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

The world of Pokémon would fall apart as all its inhabitants realized that all they did was for naught and their life was a lie.

What if there was a contest format similar to battle spot and you could compete against four random ppeople's Pokémon?