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Miranda Lockhart
Thursday, September 17th
Chapter 1: Part 5 - Grand Slam
20:00 to 20:05 - Slateport Beach
"Getting late, my ass! I bet it's barely six!" Miranda complains as the clock hits 8 pm and the lighthouse's light turns at her. "She said she was going to teach me some stuff, but the only thing I learned is… nothing! I didn't learn shit!"
Mankey starts screeching, hitting the sand and jumping around while Miranda's yelling feeds his anger even though he can't really understand what's going on.
"Also, what's with that don't touch my expensive ass PokéBall bullshit! I worked in a hotel, I know what goddamn basic hygiene is! And she even lets her Pokémon eat Wingull crap from the fucking sand!"
Mankey jumps with even more rage, kicking and tossing more and more and more sand, until Miranda puts her hand on his head to make him stop.
"You know what? Fuck it!" she says "I don't need her to teach me shit! I can figure out how scanning works on my own!"
It's actually just as easy as Maritza said it was. Miranda could figure that out on her own just from memory, after all. She went for the rarest catch, and apparently the most dangerous one, considering what Maritza taught her about it before. In fact, it's so dangerous that the only reason stick dudes aren't kicking that stuff to the sea is because Stunfisk are way more common, making them a bigger threat!
And because it's just a pile of sand.
But it's not any pile of sand, no! It's a pile of sand that scares the shit out of kids! In comic books, they show how its evolution eats a goddamn Pikachu! It's probably the strongest Pokémon of all time! Nothing compares! She will win by default in Pyrite Colosseum just from bringing it out! She'll win so many times, they'll eventually have it permanently banned from tournaments!
Miranda adjusts her cap and hits the ground with her bat, with her device on the other hand.
"Let's go catch that bitch." she says with a grin.
She follows the way the scanner's arrow shows her. It's useless as shit, though. Sure, it showed her where that Sandygast is supposed to be, but how on earth is she supposed to locate it when everything around her is fucking sand! It's not even like searching a needle in a pile of hay! It's more like searching a specific piece of hay in a goddamn sea of hay!
She isn't even sure how this crap works. She's been walking in one direction for like three or four… a lot of time, who cares, and the arrow doesn't even move.
"Shit must have frozen." the girl sighs. In yet another sudden burst of anger, she drops the thing away. "Stupid 9 year old piece of shit thing! Why did they discontinue this crap! It's the only thing we get in Pyrite!"
Her device falls on the sand, and while Miranda is busy yelling at it, the arrow gets each time shorter and shorter until it finally disappears and starts beeping.
Miranda instantly jumps at it and picks it up. She can see a red shovel that some dumbass kid forgot, but no Sandygast. That means, it's time to start digging!
Or that's what Mankey thinks at least.
Miranda knows full well digging for a pile of sand is not only useless but also totally dumb. Her Pokémon clearly doesn't give a shit. In fact, he seems happy swinging the shovel around and kicking the sand.
At least until the sand kicks him back.
Mankey is sent rolling backwards, still holding the shovel. He squeals at the pile of sand rising before him and tosses the shovel at it, just for it to get past it.
The wild Pokémon hides under the sand once more and starts moving around them both at high speed, dragging the shovel with it.
It jumps behind Miranda. Her reflex is to instantly swing her bat at it with all of her strength, but it doesn't have any effect on it.
She is hit by a burst of sand and falls back.
The Sandygast buries itself once more and starts spiraling around Mankey, rising a sand veil around the fighting type, trapping him inside.
Mankey tries to punch his way out of the vortex to no avail, for his fists just get past the sand as the Sandygast keeps raising more. Miranda tries to help him by putting her hand inside, but it's spinning so fast that her hand gets slashed by grains of sand. Second option she has is using her bat, so Mankey can grab it and get pulled outside by her, but it's useless; the vortex spins too fast and strong that her bat gets sucked in instead.
Before Miranda gets to run against the Sand Tomb to push Mankey outside of it, the pig Pokémon is launched upwards and falls in front of her. There's smoke coming out from his feet. Or well, she thinks it's smoke because it's black, but it doesn't smell like smoke at all.
The Sandygast shows itself once more, but doesn't attack back. It looks a bit scared, actually, and as soon as it looks at Mankey it starts fleeing.
"We are not sparing two shits! Mankey, don't let it escape!" Mankey squeals in response and sprints. The black smoke thing covers his legs as he runs and it does seem for Miranda as if it's giving Mankey some speed boost.
The Sandygast is way slower than Miranda's Pokémon. As much as it tries to flee, Mankey catches up easily and connects a kick that somehow doesn't just get past it and actually does some damage and also sends the shovel to the sea.
With Miranda and Mankey around it, the Sandygast has no escape now.
"Come with us or die! You got nowhere to escape now!" Miranda yells and Mankey squeals back in agreement.
The Sandygast looks at all the sand around it and then stares back at the girl. Then at Mankey. Then at the sea. It hides under the sand again and drags itself to the sea. It's dead.
"Really!? What the hell!?" Miranda yells, staring at the sea, looking at the Sandygast that will never return. She is frustrated, more than anything. All of that shit just for it to kill itself! She didn't even get to take out her PokéBall! She'll have to scan for another thing now, and it was already too much of a pain before!
While she is busy screaming at the sea, the water brings a red shovel to the shore. Around it, a bunch of wet sand starts taking form. It starts growling while the sand rises, cracks, and falls, just for it to rise again.
It's most likely the Sandygast from before. Or at least, it's the same shovel it had. It's wet, and therefore harder and heavier, which means it also moves slower. It can't fight anymore, but it sure as hell takes a hit.
Mankey runs against it at Miranda's command. There's no black smoke around him anymore, it's just a normal punch. If the previous attacks went past the Pokémon, these ones are barely able to put a dent on the Sandygast's defenses.
The pile of sand starts moving slowly towards Miranda and she tries to get away from it. As it gets to a dryer area the wet sand starts falling and being left behind, while normal, dry sand takes its place, though its impenetrable sand armor stays in its place.
The growling of the pile of sand is scary for her and the way its empty eyes look at her while it gets closer and closer are even worse. Mankey isn't able to do much. The Sandygast is too slow for him to think about getting some speed, and Miranda isn't aware of what move the black smoke one was to command it, and even if she knew, she is too scared right now to do it.
"S-shit." she whispers. "Mankey… help."
The fighting-type jumps in front of her and delivers another punch at the Sandygast. A bit of sand is left on the ground, but that only makes the wild Pokémon faster. After a few more punches, the defenses totally shatter, but the Pokémon doesn't seem to have received any kind of damage. However, the fact that its defenses are down and the Sandygast is starting to flee again is enough proof for Miranda that it's the same one as before. And if it's fleeing, then that means it's damaged enough for it to be safe to catch (yes, she knows the basics of catching Pokémon. She learned that much before leaving Orre), and she still wants to catch it.
"Don't let it escape!" The smoke surrounds Mankey's legs again and it rushes at the Sandygast. "But don't hit it! That's my part of the job!"
The fighting type blocks its path and starts taunting it to direct all the attention at him. That way Miranda has time to take out an empty PokéBall.
Miranda takes a breath and adjusts her cap. She slams her bat against the floor and throws the ball at the sky. She grabs the grip with both hands and swings the bat, delivering a strong hit that shoots the PokéBall at blinding speed, giving the Sandygast no time to react. The ball goes past the sandy body of the wild Pokémon, but still opens as if it reacted to something, sucking the pile of sand and its shovel in. The ball oscillates three times with enough time for Miranda to get to base before it clicks.
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"Getting late, my ass! I bet it's barely six!" Miranda complains as the clock hits 8 pm and the lighthouse's light turns at her. "She said she was going to teach me some stuff, but the only thing I learned is… nothing! I didn't learn shit!"
Mankey starts screeching, hitting the sand and jumping around while Miranda's yelling feeds his anger even though he can't really understand what's going on.
"Also, what's with that don't touch my expensive ass PokéBall bullshit! I worked in a hotel, I know what goddamn basic hygiene is! And she even lets her Pokémon eat Wingull crap from the fucking sand!"
Mankey jumps with even more rage, kicking and tossing more and more and more sand, until Miranda puts her hand on his head to make him stop.
"You know what? Fuck it!" she says "I don't need her to teach me shit! I can figure out how scanning works on my own!"
It's actually just as easy as Maritza said it was. Miranda could figure that out on her own just from memory, after all. She went for the rarest catch, and apparently the most dangerous one, considering what Maritza taught her about it before. In fact, it's so dangerous that the only reason stick dudes aren't kicking that stuff to the sea is because Stunfisk are way more common, making them a bigger threat!
And because it's just a pile of sand.
But it's not any pile of sand, no! It's a pile of sand that scares the shit out of kids! In comic books, they show how its evolution eats a goddamn Pikachu! It's probably the strongest Pokémon of all time! Nothing compares! She will win by default in Pyrite Colosseum just from bringing it out! She'll win so many times, they'll eventually have it permanently banned from tournaments!
Miranda adjusts her cap and hits the ground with her bat, with her device on the other hand.
"Let's go catch that bitch." she says with a grin.
She follows the way the scanner's arrow shows her. It's useless as shit, though. Sure, it showed her where that Sandygast is supposed to be, but how on earth is she supposed to locate it when everything around her is fucking sand! It's not even like searching a needle in a pile of hay! It's more like searching a specific piece of hay in a goddamn sea of hay!
She isn't even sure how this crap works. She's been walking in one direction for like three or four… a lot of time, who cares, and the arrow doesn't even move.
"Shit must have frozen." the girl sighs. In yet another sudden burst of anger, she drops the thing away. "Stupid 9 year old piece of shit thing! Why did they discontinue this crap! It's the only thing we get in Pyrite!"
Her device falls on the sand, and while Miranda is busy yelling at it, the arrow gets each time shorter and shorter until it finally disappears and starts beeping.
Miranda instantly jumps at it and picks it up. She can see a red shovel that some dumbass kid forgot, but no Sandygast. That means, it's time to start digging!
Or that's what Mankey thinks at least.
Miranda knows full well digging for a pile of sand is not only useless but also totally dumb. Her Pokémon clearly doesn't give a shit. In fact, he seems happy swinging the shovel around and kicking the sand.
At least until the sand kicks him back.
Mankey is sent rolling backwards, still holding the shovel. He squeals at the pile of sand rising before him and tosses the shovel at it, just for it to get past it.
The wild Pokémon hides under the sand once more and starts moving around them both at high speed, dragging the shovel with it.
It jumps behind Miranda. Her reflex is to instantly swing her bat at it with all of her strength, but it doesn't have any effect on it.
She is hit by a burst of sand and falls back.
The Sandygast buries itself once more and starts spiraling around Mankey, rising a sand veil around the fighting type, trapping him inside.
Mankey tries to punch his way out of the vortex to no avail, for his fists just get past the sand as the Sandygast keeps raising more. Miranda tries to help him by putting her hand inside, but it's spinning so fast that her hand gets slashed by grains of sand. Second option she has is using her bat, so Mankey can grab it and get pulled outside by her, but it's useless; the vortex spins too fast and strong that her bat gets sucked in instead.
Before Miranda gets to run against the Sand Tomb to push Mankey outside of it, the pig Pokémon is launched upwards and falls in front of her. There's smoke coming out from his feet. Or well, she thinks it's smoke because it's black, but it doesn't smell like smoke at all.
The Sandygast shows itself once more, but doesn't attack back. It looks a bit scared, actually, and as soon as it looks at Mankey it starts fleeing.
"We are not sparing two shits! Mankey, don't let it escape!" Mankey squeals in response and sprints. The black smoke thing covers his legs as he runs and it does seem for Miranda as if it's giving Mankey some speed boost.
The Sandygast is way slower than Miranda's Pokémon. As much as it tries to flee, Mankey catches up easily and connects a kick that somehow doesn't just get past it and actually does some damage and also sends the shovel to the sea.
With Miranda and Mankey around it, the Sandygast has no escape now.
"Come with us or die! You got nowhere to escape now!" Miranda yells and Mankey squeals back in agreement.
The Sandygast looks at all the sand around it and then stares back at the girl. Then at Mankey. Then at the sea. It hides under the sand again and drags itself to the sea. It's dead.
"Really!? What the hell!?" Miranda yells, staring at the sea, looking at the Sandygast that will never return. She is frustrated, more than anything. All of that shit just for it to kill itself! She didn't even get to take out her PokéBall! She'll have to scan for another thing now, and it was already too much of a pain before!
While she is busy screaming at the sea, the water brings a red shovel to the shore. Around it, a bunch of wet sand starts taking form. It starts growling while the sand rises, cracks, and falls, just for it to rise again.
It's most likely the Sandygast from before. Or at least, it's the same shovel it had. It's wet, and therefore harder and heavier, which means it also moves slower. It can't fight anymore, but it sure as hell takes a hit.
Mankey runs against it at Miranda's command. There's no black smoke around him anymore, it's just a normal punch. If the previous attacks went past the Pokémon, these ones are barely able to put a dent on the Sandygast's defenses.
The pile of sand starts moving slowly towards Miranda and she tries to get away from it. As it gets to a dryer area the wet sand starts falling and being left behind, while normal, dry sand takes its place, though its impenetrable sand armor stays in its place.
The growling of the pile of sand is scary for her and the way its empty eyes look at her while it gets closer and closer are even worse. Mankey isn't able to do much. The Sandygast is too slow for him to think about getting some speed, and Miranda isn't aware of what move the black smoke one was to command it, and even if she knew, she is too scared right now to do it.
"S-shit." she whispers. "Mankey… help."
The fighting-type jumps in front of her and delivers another punch at the Sandygast. A bit of sand is left on the ground, but that only makes the wild Pokémon faster. After a few more punches, the defenses totally shatter, but the Pokémon doesn't seem to have received any kind of damage. However, the fact that its defenses are down and the Sandygast is starting to flee again is enough proof for Miranda that it's the same one as before. And if it's fleeing, then that means it's damaged enough for it to be safe to catch (yes, she knows the basics of catching Pokémon. She learned that much before leaving Orre), and she still wants to catch it.
"Don't let it escape!" The smoke surrounds Mankey's legs again and it rushes at the Sandygast. "But don't hit it! That's my part of the job!"
The fighting type blocks its path and starts taunting it to direct all the attention at him. That way Miranda has time to take out an empty PokéBall.
Miranda takes a breath and adjusts her cap. She slams her bat against the floor and throws the ball at the sky. She grabs the grip with both hands and swings the bat, delivering a strong hit that shoots the PokéBall at blinding speed, giving the Sandygast no time to react. The ball goes past the sandy body of the wild Pokémon, but still opens as if it reacted to something, sucking the pile of sand and its shovel in. The ball oscillates three times with enough time for Miranda to get to base before it clicks.
Miranda caught a Sandygast!

Lvl 15 - Water Compaction - Sand Tomb / Sand Attack / Harden / Mega Drain / Astonish

Lvl 15 - Water Compaction - Sand Tomb / Sand Attack / Harden / Mega Drain / Astonish
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- 5 Potions
- P★DA (Pokémon Digital Assistant)
- ₽100