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How Can It Kill You?

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If somebody sneaks into your house ans replaces your internal organs with it. I hate it when people do that.

How can music kill you?
 
If you listen to Justin Bieber.

How can printers kill you?
 
You can rage over ink cartridges and have a stroke.

How can 5 hour energy shots kill you?
 
You get so amped-up your heart explodes.

How can dripping water kill you...
 
The cheese gets stuck in your nose and you're unable to breathe.
How can breathing kill you?
 
You put it on your face, you stick it on, then you rip it off and you bleed to death.

How can an anti-death device kill you?
 
Steve or Audy plants a JavaScript that causes my computer to do too many complex operations, which in turn causes my iPod to melt and burn me and I get a massive infection to the burn spot and I die.

How can paper kill you?
 
If they get weapons, I guess.
How can a can(You know, like a soda can) kill you?
 
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When you crush it, get cut from a sharp edge made from crushing it...and didn't use a disinfectant to clean that up.

How can watching a concert kill you?
 
You are probably in Justin Bieber's concert.

How can peeing kill you?
 
When the game gets glitches so bad that it'll be a nightmare for you...and you'd die from that.

How can rage kill you?
 
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