How not to become a mod...

[Alter Ego]

By starting a vote about it with your fellow section members.

 

[Gerri Shin]

If you have any variation of this sentence in your signature:
"Help me become a Mod or higher! Send a PM to the higher staff asking that I be promoted!"

 

[Tater Tot]

If you tell all the staff that you're positive you'll be promoted soon.

 

[Saryka]

If you go ahead and make your promotion thread in the Celebrations forum, in hopes that the staff will "catch on."

 

[Aizuke]

By not loving Malyka~ (if you're a male)

-shot-

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

There is a couple of ways:

"Make me a mod, OR I'LL ******* KILL ALL YOU MOTHER ***** WITH A VERY SHARP ******* KNIFE WITH **** SAUSE ON IT!"

"Hey, you make me a mod, and I'll give you a little "pleasure". if you catch my drift ;)"
^I can totally see Toki_Warface doing this^

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

By giggling at the number 69.

 

[Her]

By registering with the username of Silver Riolu.

OWNED.

By being related to Silver Riolu.

 

[Ho-Oh]

By being the twohundredfiftythousandth person to mention that... name in here.

 

[Guillermo]

By asking every moderator if they want a fanclub/another one!

 

[Her]

By being a mod. Irony is fwee.

 

[Guillermo]

^ ^ True, very true!

By offering any amount of many for the job!

 

[Ho-Oh]

By singing the song by the pussy cat dolls...

"When I grow up, I wanna be famous" etc.
Famous in... Internet context.

 

[Her]

By secretly being Batman.

 

[41victory]

Yeah dont go through their underwear drawer.
... What?

 

[Her]

By wearing Rukarios underwear.

 

[Guillermo]

By talking about underwear?

Wut?

 

[Her]

By catching the gingerbread man.

 

[micerunningonsundays]

Going by the name Derrick, correlation Autumn.

 

[Guillermo]

By posting off topic/spam