How Would You Prefer to Die?

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    Just as the title suggests: how would you prefer to die? Of course, this isn't usually a satisfying thing to think about, so reply if you feel comfortable~ :3

    EDIT: By the way, I made this thread as a counterpart to another thread I recently came across that asked how you wouldn't want to die.
     
    When NASA perfects warp speed, I want to be the first test subject launched into a supermassive black hole. Cremation by spaghettification into background radiation. Yeah.
     
    Talli said:
    In my bed after downing 1000 grams of chocolate.
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    Strange, I used to call that Christmas when I was younger, as opposed to suicide. These days I call it a potentially unwise move for a good diet.

    I have definitely vomited more on Boxing Day as opposed to any other, might I add.

    I want to die via heart attack during sex as a 88 year old. I would join the elite club of "coolest old fogies ever" and would be immortalised for my coolness.
     
    In a brutal murder surrounded by mystery and speculation. Plastered in history and forever glorified with my own Wikipedia page and news segment on 60 Minutes.
     
    I think I would like to freeze to death. I might be wrong, but I imagine that after the initial pain of frostbite, I'd go numb and fall asleep and then I'd die peacefully.
     
    In the most complicated way possible.
    I have a couple of ideas of awesome ways to go out, such as:
    As a 91 year old man, I would enjoy going out and using up the rest of my money on prostitutes and hookers, and contract every STD in the book. Even make new ones. Afterwards, I would continue to do so until I could not physically ejaculate anymore. At this point, I would be so tired, but I wouldn't let myself go yet. I would just do everything I never got to do, and clear my bucket list. By the time I'm done with that, I will be at least 92. On my 92nd birthday, I will take all 92 candles off my cake, and burn down my house. I would run, and run, and run. I would go into the city, and find someone in need of help, I would help them in the worst way possible, and end my life in that way. I would have done everything I wanted to do, and more, and be solidified in history.
    If it's complicated, I'm down with it. Think about V/H/S and V/H/S 2. Deaths like that would interest me. I'm down for them.
     
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    Krieg said:
    In the most complicated way possible.
    I have a couple of ideas of awesome ways to go out, such as:
    As a 91 year old man, I would enjoy going out and using up the rest of my money on prostitutes and hookers, and contract every STD in the book. Even make new ones. Afterwards, I would continue to do so until I could not physically ejaculate anymore. At this point, I would be so tired, but I wouldn't let myself go yet. I would just do everything I never got to do, and clear my bucket list. By the time I'm done with that, I will be at least 92. On my 92nd birthday, I will take all 92 candles off my cake, and burn down my house. I would run, and run, and run. I would go into the city, and find someone in need of help, I would help them in the worst way possible, and end my life in that way. I would have done everything I wanted to do, and more, and be solidified in history.
    If it's complicated, I'm down with it. Think about V/H/S and V/H/S 2. Deaths like that would interest me. I'm down for them.
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    Totally inspired you to take it to the next level. Why can't we just settle for a simple heart attack during sex? Do you realise just how much your body's going to have been through by the time you're 91, man?
     
    Well, depends on my life, and yes, i take every remark thrown at me very seriously:

    1.Suicide. Simple as that, if i choose to die i prefer it'll be on my own terms, at my own house, not thrown in a ditch with a broken beer bottle stuck in my head or something.

    2.Death in my sleep,or commtose death. I rather continue living in my dreams then die in my delusions.

    3.Euthanasia, again, i want to finish my life my own way.

    Sorry if i sound depressed or something, i'm just saying that if i'll have no other choice i would rather kill myself. I know it may sound stupid but i hope you respect the seriousness of this answer.
     
    I guess I'd prefer to pass away in my sleep after having lived a long, full life, somewhere around the age of 90. Does seem like it'd be a pretty ominous, yet peaceful way to go out - a never-ending slumber. o:
     
    Get married to an attractive lady, get her pregnant and then receive a coital lethal injection from her while climaxing.
     
    Deja Vu said:
    When NASA perfects warp speed, I want to be the first test subject launched into a supermassive black hole. Cremation by spaghettification into background radiation. Yeah.
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    This would make an awesome band name.

    I want to go out as an old man in a rocking chair, on the veranda of a beach house, with my dog sat next to me. The dog would also be old, and thus pass away roughly the same time I did, as to not make this story really depressing.
     
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