I AM STRESSED AND TIRED OUT!!!!

[Dave]

First of all I know I have showed up my face after many days, I hope everyone missed me.

Spoiler:

*Le Everyone:

Who is he???

Anyways I have a far more better topic to discuss with, Only those would understand who are WORKING TOWARDS their Career.

TIME TABLE

I cannot believe that whenever you are working hard towards your goal you never had heard of the word TIME TABLE......

nOW FoR ThOSE who dont know what TIME TABLE is all about...

WHERE YOU GUYS ARE FROM???

Anyways TIME TABLE is basically:

*What we are told and imagine*: A to-do list of your day to day life

What actually it is: Wastage of an A4 size blank white fresh paper that has value till 3-4 days and then is often seen in your local trash can and after one month, in a recycled notebook as a page.

I know that TIME TABLE has a very great value and use in our day to day life

BUT...

The problem starts when we make a TIME TABLE.

Honestly speaking I have made over 100 Time Tables

..I dont know where they all are right now...

But lemme ask you a question and PLEASE answer honestly...

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU MAKE A TIME TABLE?

Most of the Time you would be like:

THIS TIME...

THIS TIME!!

THIS TIME I WILL CHANGE MYSELF!!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........

On your first day of making the time table you make TIME TABLE in such a way that

An average person can become next Einstein...
(Only if you followed it correctly)

Everyone wants to change themselves in some sort of a way. I have no complains about that.

BUT


That situation becomes that golden word that your EnGLish Teacher used to say....

Ironic​

On the very first HOUR of your first DAY

YOu start to contradict your own self.

What you were supposed to do at this particular time, your first task haven't been finished yet.

OR

You are late to reach to the place where you were supposed to BE AT THAT TIME!!!

OR

Your Neighbours' annoying SON has come to you to ask you "Why sun is called sun? Why moon is moon and why I am not blue if the Sky and Water are Blue????"
(Later kid is found in a dumpster with his hands and mouth closed with a ribbon and was about to be picked up be the Trash Truck)

AT LAST..........


You end up changing either your time table or your habits.
for example:

[At first before TT] { After TT}
[2 hour study ] {0.5 hours study is now a truck load of work}
[1 hour Gaming ] {4 Hour Gaming(and at that level you think THAT Dream would Invite you to SMP)}
So on....

If I say simply, then Time Table is never made Perfectly.
Accept it, Obviously it is not a shame to accept that reality

but whatever you do, IF you want to make a good use of a Time Table
Then:

1. Stop making false claims about yourself, You know that what you are currently. Stop Imagining yourself as Light Yagami's Great Grand Cousin.
2. Be yourself not like That Topper of your class who studies this much that when there is no electricity, He uses his hair as a Flame Torch to study
3. Make an Iron will to do your work. You must keep that iron will to do something productive, not like you used your Iron will to play COD Warzone for 6 hours without losing a match or a Score streak (Unless your profession is same as that of Dream, PewDiePie, Jacksepticeye or Mortal)
4. Do not trust or I say consult anyone in helping out to make your OWN time table, You are making it for yourself, You are not Hired as a Time Table Manager!!!
5. Stop being jealous of other's achievements, Learn from them. Would you like that if you are a Topper and someone for example me to break your front four Teeth in Jealousy??
6. Be confident. If you are not confident about it, re think and re design your Time Table.

This was a very small thing I wanted to discuss with YOU guys who are reading my post.


And also I will be using this thread as my own anger cooling Punching Bag, You can also put posts about some muk things which bothers you either in sarcastic way or in a Steam Engine way, your choice, AS LONG AS YOU DON'T CUSS:

See yah all on my next topic..

Bye,

-Dave Out!

 

[Zeostar]

I journal down everything I want to do at the start of the month, but I haven't committed to it since June.

Also it's nice seeing you back.

 

[ReKoil]

There's a reason I rarely schedule anything :coolcat:

Anyway wb dave, hope you can find a balance =3

 

[Corrin]

I write things on sticky notes and stick them on the walls in my room.

 

[Sheep]

oh hey wb dave!

I'm...pretty sure I tried making timetables at some point but it didn't last more than like, a day. I'm just not good at following set schedules like that and prefer to take things as they come. Hard to really guess how much time I'll put into x thing, sometimes I won't feel like doing it at all or end up doing it for twice as long and etc. No schedule life is my most comfortable life lol.

but since we're allowed to complain imma scream about the dryer in this apartment that will stop working if there's more than 3 articles of clothing in it. like.... pls

 

[Dave]

Well hello Everyone! Welcome to my another mukky post​

Honestly I want to tell you that I didn't expected to get much response from you guys, I thought my this useless thread would soon die after 2 days or so,
but anyways thanks for everyone's response.

BUT STILL IF you think this thread is for formal Problems or I am in stress

HECK NO!​

I am sorry You are mistaken for that, this thread is a chamber where I let off my anger or somthing like that, So please don't get mistaken.

Anyways thanks for responses.....

ENJOY....

sO TODAY I will talk about a very interesting creature, or a species to be more precise

THESE,

THESE CREATURES, either can ruin your childhood


or would act as a Good Guide

THESE CRETURES either will HAUNT YOU



or would praise YOU.


THEY WILL MAKE you write 150 pages on blah blah and would still say...

INCONVINIENT WRITE MORE...

THEY WILL MAKE YOU DO THIER DIRTY WORK OF DISECTIONING A DEAD FROG!

BE HoLD yOuR DEsktop monitors

I present you



TEACHERSSSS......

Now generally I do not hate Teachers, not me everyone of you

BUT THERE ARE SOME REALLYYYY GOD GIFTED ONES, WHEN WE SEE THEIR ACTS AND THINK...

So specially I will talk about them...

1. HOMEWORK HUNGRY​

Dont underestimate these guys they are worst than 4 hungry Lions lurking out
They will not let you live peacefully until you have completed your homework, They will suck your blood, like if you have not done your homework,
You are the worst person ever known to exist!!!

Now you must have heard this once in your lifetime.

HOMEWORK NOT DONE! STAND OUTSIDE

No problem in that,

BUT

This gets out of control when this happens

Suppose you want to ask something​

Me: Ma' am... I want to ask you

Ma' am: DIIIID YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK?

Me: N......N......NO Ma' am

Ma' am: Learn from that kid Raj he always does his homework. Finish your homework then talk!

When you want to hand in your Test​

Me: Ma' am test done

Ma' am: DIIIID YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK?

Me: But Ma' am...

Ma' am: DIIIID YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK?

When you have to pee
​

Me: Ma' am may I go...

Ma' am: DIIIID YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK?

Me: Ma' am ugh... it's urg....

Ma' am: DIIIID YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK?

Me: Please Ma' am lemme go!!!!

Ma' am: DIIIID YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK?

Me: Ma' am please!!!!

Ma' am: DIIIID YOU DID YOUR HOMEWORK?!!!!!!!!!

Me: F this!!!!!!

Ma' am: Wait Wha....? EEEEE WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE..... AAAA!!! STOP GO ALREADY! I SAID GO ALREADY!!!!! STOP NO NO!! NO!!! NO!!! ARGHHHHH

Me: TOO LATE

Now I dont know what is problem with these guys? I mean why only Homework? and some class work too to complete the formality! Why to wait for it?
Secondly this should be a crime in every country or else kids will die due to peer and pee pressure tomorrow. I wonder what their normal life looks like???

Police: Sir stop here I want to check your Driving license.

Sir: Where's the Homework?? Submit it!

Police: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
==========================================

Mother: Son here is your break fast

Son: Where's your homework? Submit it!

Mother: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
==========================================

Husband: Honey kids are asleep. Let's go to bed and...

Wife: Fine but where is the Homework

<That's the reason why people divorce rates are high>

2. OVER SUSPICIOUS
​

Pretty less to talk about them,
But they also can be a pain in your butt if you are at wrong place at wrong time, They will look you as if you are a Terrorist.

BEFORE EXAM HALL CHECK

Teach: What's this?

Stud: It's Box

Teach: Put it Outside

<Checking continues>

Teach: What is this?

Stud: It's Belt

Teach: Put it Outside

<Checking Continues>

Teach: What is this?

Stud: It's My $20 bill

Teach: Put is outside

<Checking Continues>

Teach: Now what is this?

Stud: Sir this can only be removed from Surgery! >:O

3: TOTALLY ALIENS!!!!​

Now these type of species are very unique

I will explain you with my example

Our Maths teach, Let's name him J.
These types of teacher are very good at making Complicated Theories and Questions even more out of reach from our minds.

Now J is the perfect example now let's take incident of that day when we were being told about Limits and Derivatives.

(Hey!!! Simplify in our Own language)

Okay let's suppose you are learning about Division for the first time:

What do you ACTUALLY WANT TO LEARN!:

Suppose if you have 6 Apples and want to... Sorry your OWN LANGUAGE.
Suppose if your friend have 2 iPhone 13 Pro Max and you want to distribute among yourselves you will get One iPhone each person.

What J tells you

Suppose if your friend have 2 iPhone 13 Pro Max and you want to distribute among yourselves then I will give you a short trick to do that
Now here is Euclid's division lemma and here's is the differentiation and that's how you do integration, after that calculate Velocity of the Earth with respect to the son, then calculate the energy of e- (for those who sleep during Classes: e- is electron) of the atom and after that check that if LHS = RHS if it is then use equation y= mx + b
after that using IUPAC nomenclature rules name this , in my case it is 1 Chloro 3,4 Methanone Acid, And here comes this last step, This is given in Biology's Chapter No. 8 which you will study when you are 15 and use it practically when you are 18+ but I will tell you it now...

Now students after that using Planck's Quantum Theory. You will receive 1 iPhone Pro Max in discrete quantities for both LHS and RHS. now you can cancel Delta in both sides this is the ratio and now this is your answer if you want to divide a number by two. And for dividing numbers form 3 to 1000 we will do tomorrow

Me: But Sir how we are supposed to do Differentiation if we don't know...

Sir: DAVE GET OUT! STAND THERE TILL LAST BELL RINGS AND CALL YOUR PARENTS TOMMOROW!!

Me: What the F...

Topper of the Class: Sir how we are supposed to do Differentiation if we don't know how to divide

Sir: Okay don't worry here another trick but it is medium difficult....

Conclusion​

Now like there's no cure for Stupidity, it also does not have a cure Take it as a obstacle and try not to get into the Hit list of your teachers. Just accept them and move forward.

PLUS I CAN MAKE A COMIC LIKE REPRESENTATION (CAN MEANS DEPENDS ON MY WILL) OF THIS AND UPCOMING DRAMAS BUT DON'T EXPECT ME AS A MANGAKA AND ONLY IF YOU LIKE

Till then see yah on my next Topic bye!!

-Dave Out!!