I can't sir, it's liquid

[Zayphora]

Ookay, I genetically engineered a bunch of Oshawotts to look like Julian Assange and hid them in her room! She now has a chronic fear of them!

Butler, make a mole live in a tree!

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I already found a mole living in one of my trees, sir.

Butler, destroy this Xbox controller without using weapons or your hands!

 

[Zayphora]

Okay, I used my feet!

Butler, make a normal gray squirrel fly from Kentucky to California without using a plane!

 

[Hikamaru]

*Hikari goes into rageface, referring to your last post*

Here's your squirrel, he was genetically engineered to have impressive jumping.

Butler, bring me a koala that isn't lazy!

 

[Mockingjay]

Here, I designed a Koala robot that will obey your every command. Did I mention it has rockets for arms?!

Butler, go ahead and make Pluto a planet again.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Okay, sir, it's bigger than the other planets in other galaxies!

Butler, cut this sandwich in half without using your hands, your feet, or tools to cut it with!

 

[Zayphora]

Okay, sir, it's bigger than the other planets in other galaxies!

Butler, cut this sandwich in half without using your hands, your feet, or tools to cut it with!

Okay, I made my nose-hanging screech owl cut it in half with his talons! Hey, they're not my feet, okay, sir?

Butler, go eat a tree!

 

[invisible_light]

Okay, it took over a month to finish the leftovers, but I did it!

Butler, prove to me the universe is NOT actually a giant sea monkey starter kit underneath a microscope and our God ISN'T a 13 year old overweight manic depressive kid named Billy, who has a fetish for old ladies who drink Monster, and a love for comic books!

 

[Zayphora]

Okay. Forty-two.


Butler, dissect a frog and bring me its nose!

 

[Pokestick good times.]

All right, I bought the thing a nose and I'm giving it to you now. Make sure to give it back when you're finished.

Butler. Do tell who the fairest of them all is.

 

[Hikamaru]

Here you go. What's this? Hikari is the fairest? THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!

Butler, bring me a Poke Ball.

 

[invisible_light]

Here you go.

Butler, find me Chris Conley!

 

[Hikamaru]

Here you go, Hikari10 tied him up.

Butler, I demand that you bring over Youngster Joey!

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

There's a brat named Joey in my neighborhood who always brags about his stuff. I'll go get him...

Butler, put both legs back behind your head!

 

[Hikamaru]

Here you go, he's all tied up.

Butler, I demand you stop people joining Team Rocket!

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I took down the posters of Team Rocket. Now nobody will join because they don't know the number to call!

Butler, seek and capture Limanya.

 

[Hikamaru]

Here she is, with a handful of confidential information.

Butler, I demand you bring Tyler!

 

[invisible_light]

I'm Tyler! In fact, everyone except Tyler is Tyler.

Butler, make me pretty!

 

[pokemonranger109]

Gives you some lipstick.
Butler make throwing up fun.

 

[Hikamaru]

Here you go, I made everyone throw up rainbows.

Butler, I demand you arrest all the Bronies lurking these forums!