I drove to Walmart at 11am to buy cookie dough...

[Aisu]

Buy any fucking M-rated game without the employee reading the warnings to my parent.

 

[Alfieri]

Buy Chinese food at 10 pm, and hang out with friends until 1 am.

 

[Spiff]

man I honestly feel like the most liberating part of growing up was finally being able to have members of the opposite sex over without having to worry about certain overprotective individuals snooping around

 

[Her]

buying gta games Without An Adult honestly
naturally I had played them extensively from the time I was 12 but playing them and buying them are two different things lmao