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If Pokemon Were Real Which Pokemon Would You Avoid?

Brittani

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  • Skuntank, Haunter, Gengar, Primeape, Aerodactyl, Cubone, etc.

    Skuntank is..just..gross
    Haunter can kill you just by looking at it
    Gengar can also kill you the same way as Haunter can
    Primeape chases you forever
    Aerodactyl is a carnivore
    Cubone is wearing it's dead mother's skull, do I even need to point out what's wrong with that?

    There are plenty of pokemon I'd stay away from. I cannot single it down to one. If I had to then I'd say an Aerodactyl is most dangerous.
     
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  • All Ghost types. Their 'dex entries tend to be horrifying. But then again, it says Mewtwo is savage. But mine is really friendly.
     

    Autobot Silverwynde

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  • This.

    Basically, every single Pokemon on this list, but primarily:

    Golurk
    : The Pokemon equivalent of the Megazord. With FEET ROCKETS.

    Genosect
    :a genetically-modified metallic bug cockroach engineered by a crime syndicate with a NUCLEAR CANNON ON ITS BACK.
    Genosect I can agree with (I cannot stand bugs!), but Golurk? The people that created it ordered it to act as a protector; I seriously doubt it would attack you unless you were actively trying to harm it. Now, I'm not saying I wouldn't be startled to see one, but I don't think I'd really be afraid of a Golurk. I'd just make sure to never irritate it. And if we ended up as besties, well then, that would be awesome. :)

    Me, I'd be terrified of Gyarados. Seriously, that thing would bite you in half and not care. I'd even avoid Magikarps, just to make sure I don't run into their angrier, more evolved relations. Or avoid water altogether. I want to live, not end up as fish bait!
     

    Rainflower

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  • Probably most of Bug-types. I'm afraid of Bugs IRL.

    Aside of Bug Pokemon, maybe several annoying Ghost-type like Misdreavus or Gastly evo line.
     

    Novalis

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    Gyarados no doubt. They look like they would eat you AND destroy your city.
     
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    I would stay away from SUNFISK.I would just giggle lots when it hits me with some kind of attack.And,I don't care if a pokemon would eat me,as long as it eats me whole.
     
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    Well...let's just say it's in the situation where we've always had pokémon?

    Then going by my personality I'd avoid:

    - Bug-types
    - Water-types
    - Reptilian pokémon

    Dialga? Sure, I'll catch that. But no way am I going within 100 miles of an Ekans :P
     

    smithtism

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  • I'd want to avoid the Magnemite family. They'll screw up all of our TV's and computers and it's such a hassle to get them fixed.
     
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    ~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~

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  • If Pokemon were real I would definitely stay away from the large Pokemon like Wailord, Rayquaza, Groudon, Kyogre etc. I will also stay away from smelly Pokemon such as Skuntank and Tribbish and it's evolve form


    :t354:TG
     

    .Marion

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  • I'd say I would definitely avoid Deino and its evolutions whenever I catch a sight of it. I wouldn't want it to kill me on sight do I?
     

    Kleinchen

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    Freaking Beedrill, I hate wasps and bees and stuff. Ugh. That was the first one to pop into my head.

    I don't like bugs very much irl but I like a good amount of bug Pokemon so I might avoid some but not others, like cute ones like Ledyba, Butterfree, Joltik, etc. Ghost and Poison types as well as most legendaries would also be ones I would avoid whenever possible.

    I've seen Pokemon like Nidoking and Aggron on a lot of people's lists but those are two of my favorite Pokemon so I'd probably have them on my team :P
     

    ジャスミン

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    Kricketune. That thing kills despite how adorable it is. I'd also avoid Pineco, since it explodes and it's everywhere.
     

    salmence33

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    well lets see...

    Drowzee - steals away children

    Darkrai-Nightmares

    Cofagrigus- reincarnated dead person,knows he's dead and carries memories of mortal life

    Electrode- BOOM!!!

    HAUNTer

    Beedrill- imagine being stung by a bee, now instead of a tiny stinger, imagine it as a drill...

    and I just wouldn't go anywhere near the water...
     
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