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If zombie apocalypse would happen...

heh heh get a sword and start slashing at em'. but i would proabably not even make it haha...
 
If I became a zombie I might just turn into the zombi king! lol. What's the point of them anyway? Why do they need to eat when they might be missing a stomach or brain or heart?
 
Fight like everyone else in this thread.

Really how hard is it too kill an undead zombie that is as fast as an older person walking? A turtle can walk faster.
 
I'd make like Call of duty and find a ruined building, get some wood. Get 950 points then find the mystery box and hope I get the ray gun.
 
Join them LOL!
Then I would hide in a dark cellar and wait for humans to come down.
And maybe go after a few people in particular. (Just kidding)
 
Most likely, do this:



Except for what happened in the end. XDDDD;
 
Drive to college; break open the door to the chainsaw room; take the big one with the 4ft bar and start having some fun.
My own two-handed billhook will serve as a sidearm.

masterfun101 said:
Join them LOL!
Then I would hide in a dark cellar and wait for humans to come down.
And maybe go after a few people in particular. (Just kidding)
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Sorry to disappoint, but a zombie is a mindless creature that wonders aimlessly until it detects the scent of living flesh.
 
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[PokeCommunity.com] If zombie apocalypse would happen...

Yeah... When the zombies aren't expecting it, BAM shotgun to the face. Where I would find a shotgun I don't know... But I have a chainsaw I can use in the meantime.
 
I Am Legend, anyone?

Is it possible to drive a lawn mower through a crowd of zombies, probably at least twenty before there's too many of them?

@Twilight Sky: Also, don't forget about the arms! They could still drag themselves, remember?
 
Put on tons of perfume [zombies can't detect human flesh] and find a samurai sword and hack at their limbs.

If that doesn't work, might as well join them.
 
I'd hide out in my house, and blow out the brains of any zombie that came within 30 feet
 
I'd probably have to end my life. I don't think I could take the stress of a zombie apocalypse.
 
This kind of thing is why an real life friend of mine has that stupid 'Zombie Survival Guide'. He said we would all see someday.. :/

If it happened, I probably wouldn't get a chance to do anything.. if it spread to Kansas, I would be one of the first people to die. Maybe it'll start in Asia.. zombies can't swim, or operate machinery. 8D!
 
Headshots really aren't necessary when dealing with zombies. Deal enough damage to their bodies, and they'll cease to be a threat. Most of you severely underestimate the sheer efficacy of modern firearms against unarmored targets.
 
I'd make a massively outragous pun then start shooting them full of holes :rambo:
But thinking about it the pun might kill em first XD
 
To the Zombie Survival Guide people: That book was about Solanum-infectees. What if the zombies are different? What if they run? What if they can mutate? What if they have basic intelligence? Also, it was said how zombies could eventually scale walls by falling on one another and eventually they just fall over/climb over the others. Wait, what? No, that wouldn't work. A ten foot high cement wall=zombies won't be eating you, ever.

Generaly, the one key to surviving ay outbreak is realizing there is one before the shiznit hit the fan. If you can get out before there is mass chaos, you stand a fair shot of escaping to a remote area. Beyond that, learn how to engage them in small numbers- 1v1 is best. Then you can see if the really do require headshots or not.
In the end, your job is to survive, not win. Leave that up to the guys with precison weapons, mss firepower, and training.
 
Trainer Marsh said:
Beyond that, learn how to engage them in small numbers- 1v1 is best. Then you can see if the really do require headshots or not.
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I'm under the impression that they have to be completely gibbed, but then I do regard zombies in the traditional manner — as bodies given life force by demonic or such forces. Once the flesh rots away, and assuming said force is strong enough, they become walking skeletons.
 
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