It's Raining Men Mafia

In that case, I've got a foolproof way to determine who is the Perfect Guy: which is the better video/song for 'It's Raining Men'?



OR



There is a definitive wrong answer.
 
Current Forecast!​

Aventine, voted by: Abby

Bardothren, voted by: jdthebud

jdthebud, voted by: Johnny

Mr Cat Dog, voted by: Bardothren

Has Not Voted: Salzorrah, Mr Cat Dog, ChBrCow, Fletch, Killua, Malignant, Aquacorde, Paranoia_, Aventine

The News would like to remind viewers abstaining is disallowed and that there's less than twenty hours left in the Day Phase!​
 
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Bardothren said:
Alright, I'll concede to your point. Let's thin out the herd and see what we can accomplish when we're a more tightly knit group.
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So that means we should BW someone so as to hide Mother, especially since we've already eliminated a few people as targets? Kiyo posting those votals hurt.

Edit: wait I just realized he didn't post any numbers, so this doesn't matter. lol.

In any case, Bard is fine for now. Let's go vote someone else. [Catch] Johnny
 
[catch] Charlie Brown

Gonna not BW to hide who is Mother hopefully... unless CB's Mother, but you guys know the answer to that question ;)
 
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Night One​
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Mother Nature looked down at the cheering populace below and smiled. So many ladies were finding men that were suited perfectly to their needs and desires; but as she gleefully watched, a pang of sadness permeated through her heart. After all, she's a single woman, too.

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When she took off to heaven, she had spotted a beautiful angel that was the epitome of grace and good looks on her way there, and hadn't seen him since. With newfound vigor, she did what she had to do, and flew down to Earth to find him among the crowd; enlisting the aid of some single ladies to help snuff him out.

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Her eyes beamed when they laid upon a figure shimmying back and forth, participating in some sort of dance competition with the other jiving men that came down in the storm. The trench coat it wore was the exact same one Mother Nature had seen the angel in before, and with one command from her booming ethereal voice, the women swarmed the person.

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Blinded by her lust and loneliness, Mother Nature hadn't taken the time to realize that the figure was actually Hau Now (ChBrCw) You're A Rockstar, an innocent girl who the angel had gifted his clothes to earlier in an attempt to retain his anonymity, who was crushed to death when the army of females came upon her. Proving that even though Mother Nature had taught every angel, and could rearrange the sky, even with the help of each and every woman, she couldn't find her Perfect Guy.

ChBrCw was one of the Weather Girls.
It's raining men, hallelujah, this phase will last 24 hours, amen!​
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Salzorrah
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Johnny
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Abby
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Pecilia as a Weather Girl
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Mr Cat Dog
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Bardothren
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ChBrCow as a Weather Girl
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Fletch
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jdthebud
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Killua
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Malignant
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Aquacorde
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Paranoia_
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Aventine
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Day Two​
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Aquacorde was one of the first to know about the impending storm before Kiyo's announcement, as she was the owner of the news station, and consequently was one the first ladies to rush home and make preparations. Some women did so to slip on a more flattering dress, others wanted to touch up their makeup or quickly make reservations at the classiest restaurant they could find, but Aquacorde in particular needed to tap into her carpentry skills.

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As a crack of thunder signaled the storm's approach, she wiped the sweat from her brow and patted the wrinkles out of her silk nightgown. It hadn't been easy to dissemble her roof in lingerie within the small period of time she was allotted, but she made it by the skin of her teeth. A chill down her spine told her that stormy weather was moving in, and she whispered "about to begin" with a generous breath to solidify the moment.

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She paced back and forth in her bedroom citing her newfound mantra as she waited: "hear the thunder, don't you lose your head." In reality, it didn't take all that long for Mother Nature to send all the angels down, but every second was agonizing. When the sky finally broke apart and the sound of a desperate woman's sweet riffs cascaded down with a shower of tasty hunks, a humbled Aquacorde stumbled backwards onto her bed. She closed her eyes and prepared her senses be overtaken by the comforting touch of her one true love and the smell of Old Spice.

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But after several minutes of not being embraced by these sensations, a flustered Aquacorde rose from her sheets and angrily stared at the clouds. The manstorm failed to fall in the opening she thoughtfully provided, and her bitterness was sealed when she took a look outside and saw parades of women - including Mother Nature herself, siccing her cronies on some poor sap - enjoying the spoils of the weather. The woman slumped herself back on her bed and began to weep: could she never hope to catch a break in this world, even when the impossible happened around her?

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But then a flicker of celestial radiance caught her sight. She pushed her tears aside to peer up, and when she did, all her fears and loathing vanished. The being was so beautiful, so charismatic, so well shaped; all her regret about choosing to rip off the roof and stay in bed dissipated, and she sprawled her form across the bed to receive him. She once again closed her eyes, intent on getting the moment right this time.

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This perfect angel was not descending upon her in the pursuit of love, however. In fact, Aquacorde was blissfully unaware of the deranged woman that clung to his wing. He begged her to let go of him, adding that she was messing up his flight pattern, but she silently protested by trying to lay her nasty split lip upon his cheek. And instead of the gentle caress Aquacorde was expecting, when the duo crashed into the woman at terminal velocity, it assured that it was the last time she would ever close her eyes.

Aquacorde was one of the Weather Girls.
Fletch, Killua, Paranoia_, and Aventine need to vote this phase.
Malignant has been replaced by Pecilia 2.
God bless Mother Nature, she gave us a Day Phase 48 hours long!​
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Salzorrah
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Johnny
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Abby
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Pecilia as a Weather Girl
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Mr Cat Dog
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Bardothren
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ChBrCow as a Weather Girl
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Fletch
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jdthebud
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Killua
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Pecilia 2
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Aquacorde as a Weather Girl
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Paranoia_
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Aventine
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I'm gonna go ahead and say that I think Pecilia is most likely town, just because they replaced someone. We know it isn't someone inactive, or we would be getting phase delays or what not.
 
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