Its Super "Defective"!

[LegendChu]

Okay this is meant to be a pun on the "super effective" thread (hopefully it'll be taken in good spirits {XD}).

I was wondering what if instead of a Super Effective move, a Pokemon were to use a move that was Ineffective or Weak against the foe.

The Rules (more or less the same as on the "super effective" thread):-

You can ONLY use a move that is either INEFFECTIVE or WEAK against the opponent Pokemon.
Abilities don't apply.
Items don't apply either.
Consecutive posts cannot use the same Move or Pokemon.
Not exactly a rule, but follow the (failed) move with a funny statement, like what the Pokemon does after the move fails.

Okay I'll start.

Come on Luxray use Thunderbolt!

Oops, no Pokemon in vicinity (coz obviously, I can't start the game :P). Luxray looks at me with a sheepish smile.

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[PokeHunterBlack]

Do an Ash with Wing Attack Fletchling!

 

[LegendChu]

Go Marowak, Bonemerang

Marowak's Bonemerang boomerang's back & knocks it out instead.

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[KingKaran]

Arbok use Poison Sting.

It is not very effective!

 

[LegendChu]

Whimsicott attack it with Energy Ball.

The attack failed miserably.

 

[PokeHunterBlack]

Squirtle use water gun!

Whimsicott grew stronger!

 

[Meadow]

Articuno, go and get that Squirtle with your Powder Snow attack! ...Huh? WHAT?! Squirtle literally ate the Powder Snow, as if it were ice cream! O_O

Now it's laughing at us... ;~;

 

[Corrin]

Diglett attempts a dig attack, but it can't hit the flying Articuno!

 

[ジュナイパー]

Cinccino, use a Thunderbolt on that Diglett!

 

[LegendChu]

Sableye use Shadow Ball.

It had no effect whatsoever & Sableye was left scratching its head.

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[PokeHunterBlack]

Alakazam! Use Confusion to pick it up!
What?! Alakazam, what's wrong?! It hit the rock behind it!

 

[khaozz]

Gardevoir, attack with Focus Blast!

The attack missed...and hit Alakazam's trainer instead! Oops!

 

[ArjunRulez]

Emboar use your Hammer Arm

The attack did very little damage.

 

[PokeHunterBlack]

Snivy! Whip it good with Vine Whip!

Snivy was Badly Burned! He Was Burnt Alive!

 

[LegendChu]

Go Buizel, Aqua Jet

Snivy was revived.

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[khaozz]

Vaporeon, use Scald!

Not only does it not do much damage, but this Buizel has its Hidden Ability Water Veil, so I can't even hope for a burn! Dang it!

 

[Faerydae]

Azumarill, use Bubble!
Vaporeon regained health due to Water Absorb.
Flippin' ineffective bubbles.

 

[Corrin]

Liepard used Night Slash, that was a fail.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Gastly used Lick! -1 HP! And no Paralysis! :'D

 

[NinjaQueen]

Zoroark Faint Attack

Its Super Defective, actually