Joke Teams!!!

[Rubberbandman]

Yeah, eventually someone had to make this! Post crappy *** teams so that we can have something to laugh at!

 

[Tanka EX]

We are the forces of team magikarp! We shall destroy all with our mighty splash attack!
Team Cheese will kill you all with artery clogging grease food!
Team hack will make you wait for years for a game that doesn't work and annoy all with bad review comments!
(I didn't really get what you meant but I hope this is funny anyway)

 

[Ham]

https://www.pokecommunity.com/threads/52182

link to a joke of a team!

 

[Rubberbandman]

I should have said joke movesets :P

 

[Gyarados Girl]

6 Mews with full attack EVs, choice band, and explosion.... all named "Missingno". :D

 

[Pax Deorum]

Electrode @ Choice Band
Trait: Static
EVs: 252 Atk / 1 Def / 252 Spd / 1 SAtk / 1 SDef
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Explosion

Electrode @ Choice Band
Trait: Static
EVs: 252 Atk / 1 Def / 252 Spd / 1 SAtk / 1 SDef
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Explosion

Electrode @ Choice Band
Trait: Static
EVs: 252 Atk / 1 Def / 252 Spd / 1 SAtk / 1 SDef
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Explosion

Electrode @ Choice Band
Trait: Static
EVs: 252 Atk / 1 Def / 252 Spd / 1 SAtk / 1 SDef
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Explosion

Electrode @ Choice Band
Trait: Static
EVs: 252 Atk / 1 Def / 252 Spd / 1 SAtk / 1 SDef
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Explosion

Electrode @ Choice Band
Trait: Static
EVs: 252 Atk / 1 Def / 252 Spd / 1 SAtk / 1 SDef
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Explosion

:)

 

[leafgreen386]

Shedinja @ Leftovers ** UberSheddy
Trait: Wonder Guard
EVs: 252 HP / 70 Def / 188 SDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Double-Edge
- Rest
- Sandstorm
- Substitute

 

[Synchronize]

needs more phearbass and 00berkarp.

 

[leafgreen386]

Blissey (F) @ Macho Brace ** UberBliss
Trait: Serene Grace
EVs: 255 SAtk / 255 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Calm Mind
- Double-Edge
- Light Screen
- Substitute

 

[Synchronize]

I was wondering where that one was

 

[leafgreen386]

needs more phearbass and 00berkarp.

Magikarp @ Choice Band ** UberKarp
Trait: Swift Swim
EVs: 255 Atk / 255 SAtk
Brave Nature (+Atk, -Spd)
-Splash

 

[Ham]

Flootenkarp and Piraten KO all of your silly pokemon.

 

[~tang~]

huhuhum *clears throat* we're forgetting teh most 00ber of dem all!

Metapod (M) @ Soul Dew
Trait: Shed Skin
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SDef
Lonely Nature (+Atk, -Def)
- Harden
- String Shot
- Tackle
-

go uberpod! he's Unshtoppable!!!!!

 

[leafgreen386]

I don't think so. Not with that +Atk nature and 252 Atk Evs it isn't.

 

[~tang~]

no... you're right... but this is!

Metapod (M) @ Soul Dew
Trait: Shed Skin
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk / 4 SDef
Lonely Nature (+Atk, -Def)
- Harden
- String Shot
- Tackle
-

 

[Synchronize]

Ampharos @ Choice Band
Static
Adamant
252 Atk/252 Def/4 Sp. def
-Thunder
-Thunderbolt
-Thunderpunch
-Shock Wave

I actually saw this vs. my jolty once

 

[Espy Psyche]

https://www.pokecommunity.com/threads/52182

link to a joke of a team!

This is not a joke. This is not funny. This is a team that actually provides me with more victories than defeats.

 

[Smarties-chan]

Here are some movesets people have actualy used against me o_O:

Charizard @ Choice band
Nature:?
EVs:?
Attacks:
Flamethrower
Blast burn
Fire blast
Slash

Raikou @ Lefties
EVs:?
Nature:?
Thundershock
Thunderbolt
Thunder
Roar

I just can't believe people have actualy used those movesets.

 

[Ham]

This is not a joke. This is not funny. This is a team that actually provides me with more victories than defeats.

could've fooled me, really.

 

[Synchronize]

I hate being mean for no reason (at most times), but I agree with Ham. I don't see any GOOD players losing to a team like then. Which brings me to ask, who exactly do you battle?