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King of the Hill Version 2.0 (Make Every Post Pokemon Related!)

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The hill was made out of sand, and the hill falls down, freeing Outkin and his Lucario, and now, Emboar, use Arm Thrust!
It's (Very) Super Effective! Since Chainsaw Meowth is wielding a chainsaw, it's now a Steel/Normal Type.
My hill now. Hmph. Eh?! Who was goofing off again?!
Mr. Mime: We're making Girafarig.
Me: NO, YOU'RE NOT! NOW WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!
*Mr. Mime and Scrafty run*
 
Chainsaw Meowth chainsaws your Rhyperior, rendering you defenseless. You run away and scream like a Magikarp.

+My Hill+
 
Still in snorlax form, you couldn't resist the urge to chase after food. I easily lead you away from the hill wil a basket of apples, watched as you were effected by the sleeping drug I put into them, then ran back to hill to claim it.

*Puts up a flag* My hill
 
I catch the snorlax you drugged, cause I love them, then I burned down your flag with a flamethrower from a Chandelure!
Then, chandelure smokes you away from the hill.
farfarfafarfar away from the hill.
my hill!
 
What?! My Weavile, Yanmega, Chandelure, Accelgor, Scolipede and Seismitoad destroy your hill.
My hill. Whoops. They made five more hills. You guys deserve some rest.
Mr. Mime: A giraffe!
Me: Where?
Scrafty: *punches me in face, again*
 
Your hills suddenly all explode because they were built on a Voltorb field...each prone to use self-destruct. However, Meowth caught one of the Voltorbs...a shiny one! Meowth uses Shiny Voltorb's power to electrocute a poor Gyarados. The Gyarados gets mad and chases it...while Gyarados chases Voltorb, Meowth builds an epic hill and stands at the top. The Voltorb then befriends the Gyarados. the hill is now guarded by a crazy meowth with a chainsaw, a voltorb who's shininess will cause any human eyes to go blind by looking, and a gyarados who still wants to take his rage out for being electrocuted.

Our Hill.
 
I send out Mew and Mewtwo to destroy your Meowth, Voltorb and Gyarados...and then Mew and Mewtwo put up a big shield around the hill to make sure nobody can steal it.

Me: MY HILL!
Mew: Hey! How about me? (telepathically)
Mewtwo: Yeah, me too! (telepathically)
Me: Oh, sorry. It's OUR HILL!
 
HA HA! you didn't destroy my pokemon...you destroyed their substitutes!
GO, Meowth, Gyarados, and Voltorb!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH used SLICE INTO FOUR PIECES on the foe's MEWTWO.
IT'S A CRITiCAL HIT!
MEWTWO died!

MEW used Metronome on your GYARADOS!
MEW USED SWAGGER!
GYARADOS Attack went up!
GYARADOS is confused!
It Hurt Itself In It's Confusion!
CHAINSAW MEOWTH attackede Mew while it was laughing at Gyarados!
MEW died!

VOLTORB Used DRINK ORANGE JUICE!
It's Super Effective!

Our hill yet again...
 
I take away Voltorb's Orange Juice. It enrages it, making it Selfdestruct on your Chainsaw Meowth and Gyarados' face, stunning them. I push them all into the sea and I put my flag on the hill. My hill.

FLAG: Hey, I'm the mark! Don't I matter?
ME: Really? *opens flag battery compartment*
FLAG: Hey, don't do that! You'll take my batteries and I know that! I'm going to stop you!
ME: Oh yeah? *takes away batteries*
FLAG: Noooooooooo... *sound gets smaller and smaller*
 
Ooh...that was clever. But in the sea, my Gyarados reunited with his friend, Manaphy. Manaphy the sea prince leads an all-out war to seek veangance because you hurt Gyarados...your hill is destroyed.
Chainsaw Meowth meanwhile makes a small mound of sand.
Our hill.
 
My Gyarados makes your Gyarados fall in love with it and they run off and get married.

I attack your Chainsaw Meowth with Reshiram and Zekrom.

Afterwards, we make the hill huge and build a massive fortress on it.

Every pokemon ever made guards it.
 
... ... ...Too bad you missed Arceus.

ME: I summon my friend! Arceus, I need your help!
ARCEUS used Judgment on the hill!
The hill broke down!
ME: Thanks!

Then, I summon...

ME: Groudon! Please make me a hill!
GROUDON creates a hill!
ME: Thank you!

It's our hill.
 
Grrr...

ME: Go, Samurott!
ME: Samurott, Hydro Pump!
A critical hit!
It's super effective!
Emboar fainted!
ME: Goodbye, Emboar...
I push Emboar to the sea!
It's super effective!
Emboar died!

My hill!

SAMUROTT: Er-hem... (through my translator)
ME: Oh, right...It's our hill!
 
Samurott and Chainsaw Meowth become friends.
Voltorb, meowth and I join forces, making us twice as strong.
Our hill.
 
Whimsicott and Emobar defeat them, and I throw the Voltorb to the wrestling match.
Our hill.
 
Coincidentally, I found Voltorb in the wrestling match and I save it...I instantly make my clone and Voltorb to explode...and that makes Whimsicott and Emboar faint. We're in a hill, so the explosion would make them fall to the water...they both die. It's my hill!

Voltorb: *charges to explode*
Me: Could you just stop that?
Me: ... ... ...Oh, I get it. You just want to be noted.
Me: It's our hill!
Voltorb: *stops charging*
Me: Thanks...I don't want to fall to the sea.
 
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