before I begin, I'd like to let everyone know that there is exactly 69 screenshots in this episode.
LOLOLOLOLROFLROFLROFLROFLXDXDXDXDXDXDKNAIIALMoAOoOoO
Anyway.
I don't care if you're homosexual.
So there.
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7346/shinygoldx01.png
Yeah, I generally like to think I'm in top 5 or so coolest people on the planet.
In fact, the top 5 goes like this:
1. Bromar
2. Billy Murray
3. Broar
4. Me
5. Bill Murray's genitals
So yeah. That's about right.
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2052/shinygoldx02.png
I sense a lame switch-flipping puzzle in my future.
http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/3875/shinygoldx03.png
Well, usually I spend my time turning on
women, not machines.
...Meh, there's a first time for everything, I suppose.
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6285/shinygoldx04.png
WHOAWTFBBQ THERE WAS A DOOR THERE A SECOND AGO
http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/1829/shinygoldx05.png
If Pokemon was cool, I would totally make Bromar burn this door down. But NOOOO I have to go push switches in some undisclosed order <_<
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1874/shinygoldx06.png
Mind = blown
http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/8634/shinygoldx07.png
If I put my mind to it, anything is possible!
...Except flight. And spontaneous combustion. Man, now I'm depressed v_v
http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/1501/shinygoldx08.png
...damn it.
...damn it.
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/9333/shinygoldx10s.png
...<_<
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/3250/shinygoldx11.png
Hmm? Perhaps you are referring to:
This delightful, family friendly, completely story driven Sylvester Stallone film that nobody has ever heard of?
................................................
(foreshadowing, anyone?)
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6173/shinygoldx13i.png
OMG ORGASM
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/6219/shinygoldx14.png
I'm assuming this is for emergencies.
http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/9105/shinygoldx15.png
Fork over your forks!
Wait, what? Man, I'm really off my game today ._.
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/1459/shinygoldx16.png
aSDFASDFASKFasdfjsldfjskld!3221111!11!11111onezeroelevensixty-nine
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6078/shinygoldx17.png
...Okay Sandslash, you're learning one of the worst moves ever at level 42.
What kind of sick individual designed your level-up learnset?
http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9026/shinygoldx18.png
Knowing Team Rocket, I'm sure you have some weird dominatrix stuff up your sleeve or something.
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6971/shinygoldx19.png
Oh, and here I thought I was finally gonna be able to progress without some idiot grunts getting in my way.
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8314/shinygoldx20.png
LOLOLOLOLOLOLLXDXDXDXROFLMAOLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLXDXDXD
(if you don't get the joke, it's like the Shiftry got a boner)
(yes, I realize probably 99.9% of you will get the joke)
http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/7724/shinygoldx21.png
Whoa. You just got approximately 1.34 times more epic, Nummers.
http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/982/shinygoldx22.png
Oh god. Please don't tell me that's who I think it is...
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8217/shinygoldx23.png
Oh god damn it.
Ouch. That was a pretty vicious burn.
http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/3596/shinygoldx25.png
He's at a loss for words.
http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/1394/shinygoldx26.png
Is anybody surprised?
I didn't think so.
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/3982/shinygoldx27h.png
What the hell. Why are they at such horrendously low levels?!
Oh for god sakes.
http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/8557/shinygoldx29.png
lalalala
http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/4006/shinygoldx30.png
So, in other words, you guys are creepy stalkers?
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5904/shinygoldx31.png
FOR WHAT PURPOSE ARE YOU LAUGHING IN SUCH AN UNORTHODOX MANNER?!?!?!
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/5884/shinygoldx32.png
It's not like rescuing you has been my entire goal for the past seven and a half episodes (approximation).
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8325/shinygoldx33.png
What?! You mean there's still more to do?!
Would I be letting a lot of people down if I comitted suicide right now?
http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/8800/shinygoldx34.png
Screw it.
*kills self*
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9444/shinygoldx35s.png
OH, HEAVEN FORBID! IT'S NOT LIKE EVERY TRAINER IN THE UNIVERSE FORCES POKEMON TO BATTLE EACH OTHER. WHAT'S MORE CONTROLLING THAN THAT?
Oh, sorry, my caps lock was on. My bad everybody.
Sigh. More battling to do.
http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/3990/shinygoldx37.png
If I say no, do I have to battle you?
...Oh, who am I kidding? Yes.
http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/7899/shinygoldx38.png
Because you're a SKANKY ***** with RED TEXT and a LOOSE VAGI-
Oh wait, people were giving me **** about censorship. Better leave that one out.
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/6417/shinygoldx39.png
I'm known as HORSED1CK. Nice to meet you.
http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/5972/shinygoldx40.png
Ohhh, he's dressed fancy. He must be better than everyone else.
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6105/shinygoldx41.png
ASKFDJASKDFJASKLFAJSDF
http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/4031/shinygoldx42.png
Never mind, Bromar is just way too good for you.
http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/1295/shinygoldx43.png
Ewwww redheads.
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2522/shinygoldx44.png
<_<
http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/7357/shinygoldx45.png
It's been extremely tedious, but yes.
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3976/shinygoldx46.png
Yeah, I like to consider myself as one of the top 5 trainers in the world.
Actually, the list goes like this:
1. Bill Murray
2. My hair
3. Me
4. Bill Murray's genitals
5. Bill Murray's genitals when covered in sawdust
You may be asking, "what is that sawdust even doing?"
It adds, alright? It adds.
http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2213/shinygoldx47.png
What exactly is he training for? Amateur porn? I mean, I guess Giovanni is pretty dang manly. I mean, just check out this insanely man-powered picture montage:
The manliest part is the part where he's boxing a Chansey. I mean, seriously, that base 5 attack and defense must make it a pretty formidable opponent.
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8825/shinygoldx48a.png
I've interfered with your plans like three times before. Why is anything different this time?
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/161/shinygoldx49.png
Well, I'm assuming this is the "last boss" of the rockets.
I doubt I'll have any trouble.
http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/3815/shinygoldx50.png
Yeah.
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7223/shinygoldx51.png
I'm still not even sure what your "dream" was.
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/8381/shinygoldx52.png
Thank.
God.
http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/8117/shinygoldx53.png
...>_>
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/885/shinygoldx54.png
Don't I get some sort of shiny medal? Or like, a couple million in cash?
Oh. Awesome. Instead I get a f****** colorful WING.
Well, time to go own Carlos.
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4122/shinygoldx56q.png
WTF? That bastard! He knows I'm better than him now so he ran away!
Oh well. Into the ice caves!!
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/2739/shinygoldx57.png
MANLY MANLINESS:
CHECK THAT **** OUT.
Wait, that's a Farfetch'd, isn't it? Damn it, Google image search. You've failed me again.
@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@
TAKE, O take those lips away
That so sweetly were forsworn,
And those eyes, the break of day,
Lights that do mislead the morn:
But my kisses bring again,
Bring again—
Seals of love, but seal'd in vain,
Seal'd in vain!
And as blood quickly rushed to my nether regions,
I knew I must capture this blessed creature
http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/1939/shinygoldx59.png
And thus, our hearts forever entertwined.
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/7118/shinygoldx60.png
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7779/shinygoldx62.png
http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5853/shinygoldx63.png
http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/6926/shinygoldx64.png
So long, Dizzit. It's been a fun ride...http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1606/shinygoldx65.png
Oh, you might be wondering what I named her.
...what? It stands for BADASS INCENDIARY GRENADES LEAPING OVER ARID DESERTS
If you were thinking something else, you clearly have a perverted mind.
Oh yeah, by the way:
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3489/shinygoldx68.png
Hell yes.