Let's Play Shiny Gold X!

[BlooDy_MuloS!!]

when is the next update if played so far and i loved it:D

 

[dead-man-walking]

I'm guessing Bromar or Dizzit, right? ):

This LP is almost as good as Yuoaman's LP. The only reason it's ALMOST as good is 'cause of profanity. It's still funny, but there are 10 year olds on PC.

They are not wanted

 

[Yuoaman]

This LP is almost as good as Yuoaman's LP. The only reason it's ALMOST as good is 'cause of profanity. It's still funny, but there are 10 year olds on PC.

I use quite a bit of profanity in my LP actually... In fact I mentioned that I was riding a mother****ing dragon in the last update...

 

[Xephyr]

...Well, guys, I spent about an hour typing the next episode, and was almost done, when a lovely accidental backspace at the wrong time along with Internet Explorer 8 (oh, how I despise you, Microsoft), erased the the entire post I had written. The situation concluded with me screaming and frustration and punching a wall.

So basically, because of that delightful situation, my wonderful fans will have to, unfortunately, wait even longer to read the next episode. My bad. Perhaps I will have my backspace key removed.

Anyhow, when I said "long time favorite", I meant the Pokemon being removed is one that's been along the ride since relatively early and has never been replaced.

In other words, either Gatorade, Bromar, or Dizzit will be removed.

The Pokemon that gets to come in instead? Heh, you'll just have to wait and see.

This has been Xephyr with your daily update. Tune in next week for...well, nothing probably.

 

[dead-man-walking]

There's always Notepad for your problem. :P
But still D:

 

[yufang]

...Well, guys, I spent about an hour typing the next episode, and was almost done, when a lovely accidental backspace at the wrong time along with Internet Explorer 8 (oh, how I despise you, Microsoft), erased the the entire post I had written. The situation concluded with me screaming and frustration and punching a wall.

So basically, because of that delightful situation, my wonderful fans will have to, unfortunately, wait even longer to read the next episode. My bad. Perhaps I will have my backspace key removed.

NO, WHY! WHY, GOD WHY!:'(
IT ISN'T FAIR...

 

[Esp1222]

I use quite a bit of profanity in my LP actually... In fact I mentioned that I was riding a mother****ing dragon in the last update...

Yes, but it's censored. And some people don't censor as often...

 

[dragoniteuser]

NO, WHY! WHY, GOD WHY!:'(
IT ISN'T FAIR...

Dude, chill!
Xephyr will post his update when he does, so... wait! Nowing Xephyr's LP Shiny Gold episodes, it will be whorth the waiting!

 

[Xephyr]

Oh, look! I had some free time on my hands!


Episode 16: Of Mice and Douches; Part 2: Epic Loads and Whatnot
(inb4wtflongepisodetitleftl)

Spoiler:

before I begin, I'd like to let everyone know that there is exactly 69 screenshots in this episode.

LOLOLOLOLROFLROFLROFLROFLXDXDXDXDXDXDKNAIIALMoAOoOoO

Anyway.

I don't care if you're homosexual.

So there.
https://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7346/shinygoldx01.png

Yeah, I generally like to think I'm in top 5 or so coolest people on the planet.

In fact, the top 5 goes like this:

1. Bromar
2. Billy Murray
3. Broar
4. Me
5. Bill Murray's genitals

So yeah. That's about right.

https://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2052/shinygoldx02.png

I sense a lame switch-flipping puzzle in my future.
https://img535.imageshack.us/img535/3875/shinygoldx03.png

Well, usually I spend my time turning on women, not machines.

...Meh, there's a first time for everything, I suppose.
https://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6285/shinygoldx04.png

WHOAWTFBBQ THERE WAS A DOOR THERE A SECOND AGO
https://img840.imageshack.us/img840/1829/shinygoldx05.png

If Pokemon was cool, I would totally make Bromar burn this door down. But NOOOO I have to go push switches in some undisclosed order <_<

https://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1874/shinygoldx06.png

Mind = blown

https://img685.imageshack.us/img685/8634/shinygoldx07.png

If I put my mind to it, anything is possible!

...Except flight. And spontaneous combustion. Man, now I'm depressed v_v

https://img811.imageshack.us/img811/1501/shinygoldx08.png

...damn it.

...damn it.
https://img203.imageshack.us/img203/9333/shinygoldx10s.png

...<_<
https://img265.imageshack.us/img265/3250/shinygoldx11.png

Hmm? Perhaps you are referring to:

This delightful, family friendly, completely story driven Sylvester Stallone film that nobody has ever heard of?

................................................

(foreshadowing, anyone?)
https://img267.imageshack.us/img267/6173/shinygoldx13i.png

OMG ORGASM


https://img12.imageshack.us/img12/6219/shinygoldx14.png

I'm assuming this is for emergencies.
https://img691.imageshack.us/img691/9105/shinygoldx15.png

Fork over your forks!

Wait, what? Man, I'm really off my game today ._.
https://img299.imageshack.us/img299/1459/shinygoldx16.png

aSDFASDFASKFasdfjsldfjskld!3221111!11!11111onezeroelevensixty-nine
https://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6078/shinygoldx17.png

...Okay Sandslash, you're learning one of the worst moves ever at level 42.

What kind of sick individual designed your level-up learnset?

https://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9026/shinygoldx18.png

Knowing Team Rocket, I'm sure you have some weird dominatrix stuff up your sleeve or something.
https://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6971/shinygoldx19.png

Oh, and here I thought I was finally gonna be able to progress without some idiot grunts getting in my way.
https://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8314/shinygoldx20.png

LOLOLOLOLOLOLLXDXDXDXROFLMAOLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLXDXDXD

(if you don't get the joke, it's like the Shiftry got a boner)

(yes, I realize probably 99.9% of you will get the joke)
https://img294.imageshack.us/img294/7724/shinygoldx21.png

Whoa. You just got approximately 1.34 times more epic, Nummers.
https://img831.imageshack.us/img831/982/shinygoldx22.png

Oh god. Please don't tell me that's who I think it is...
https://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8217/shinygoldx23.png

Oh god damn it.

Ouch. That was a pretty vicious burn.
https://img651.imageshack.us/img651/3596/shinygoldx25.png

He's at a loss for words.
https://img829.imageshack.us/img829/1394/shinygoldx26.png

Is anybody surprised?

I didn't think so.
https://img21.imageshack.us/img21/3982/shinygoldx27h.png

What the hell. Why are they at such horrendously low levels?!

Oh for god sakes.
https://img641.imageshack.us/img641/8557/shinygoldx29.png

lalalala
https://img39.imageshack.us/img39/4006/shinygoldx30.png

So, in other words, you guys are creepy stalkers?
https://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5904/shinygoldx31.png

FOR WHAT PURPOSE ARE YOU LAUGHING IN SUCH AN UNORTHODOX MANNER?!?!?!
https://img213.imageshack.us/img213/5884/shinygoldx32.png

It's not like rescuing you has been my entire goal for the past seven and a half episodes (approximation).
https://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8325/shinygoldx33.png

What?! You mean there's still more to do?!

Would I be letting a lot of people down if I comitted suicide right now?

https://img180.imageshack.us/img180/8800/shinygoldx34.png

Screw it.

*kills self*

https://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9444/shinygoldx35s.png

OH, HEAVEN FORBID! IT'S NOT LIKE EVERY TRAINER IN THE UNIVERSE FORCES POKEMON TO BATTLE EACH OTHER. WHAT'S MORE CONTROLLING THAN THAT?

Oh, sorry, my caps lock was on. My bad everybody.

Sigh. More battling to do.
https://img801.imageshack.us/img801/3990/shinygoldx37.png

If I say no, do I have to battle you?


...Oh, who am I kidding? Yes.
https://img836.imageshack.us/img836/7899/shinygoldx38.png

Because you're a SKANKY ***** with RED TEXT and a LOOSE VAGI-

Oh wait, people were giving me **** about censorship. Better leave that one out.
https://img230.imageshack.us/img230/6417/shinygoldx39.png

I'm known as HORSED1CK. Nice to meet you.
https://img444.imageshack.us/img444/5972/shinygoldx40.png

Ohhh, he's dressed fancy. He must be better than everyone else.
https://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6105/shinygoldx41.png

ASKFDJASKDFJASKLFAJSDF
https://img833.imageshack.us/img833/4031/shinygoldx42.png

Never mind, Bromar is just way too good for you.
https://img818.imageshack.us/img818/1295/shinygoldx43.png

Ewwww redheads.
https://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2522/shinygoldx44.png

<_<
https://img839.imageshack.us/img839/7357/shinygoldx45.png

It's been extremely tedious, but yes.
https://img196.imageshack.us/img196/3976/shinygoldx46.png

Yeah, I like to consider myself as one of the top 5 trainers in the world.

Actually, the list goes like this:

1. Bill Murray
2. My hair
3. Me
4. Bill Murray's genitals
5. Bill Murray's genitals when covered in sawdust

You may be asking, "what is that sawdust even doing?"

It adds, alright? It adds.
https://img441.imageshack.us/img441/2213/shinygoldx47.png

What exactly is he training for? Amateur porn? I mean, I guess Giovanni is pretty dang manly. I mean, just check out this insanely man-powered picture montage:

The manliest part is the part where he's boxing a Chansey. I mean, seriously, that base 5 attack and defense must make it a pretty formidable opponent.

https://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8825/shinygoldx48a.png

I've interfered with your plans like three times before. Why is anything different this time?
https://img192.imageshack.us/img192/161/shinygoldx49.png

Well, I'm assuming this is the "last boss" of the rockets.

I doubt I'll have any trouble.

https://img839.imageshack.us/img839/3815/shinygoldx50.png

Yeah.
https://img204.imageshack.us/img204/7223/shinygoldx51.png

I'm still not even sure what your "dream" was.
https://img62.imageshack.us/img62/8381/shinygoldx52.png

Thank.

God.
https://img707.imageshack.us/img707/8117/shinygoldx53.png

...>_>
https://img64.imageshack.us/img64/885/shinygoldx54.png

Don't I get some sort of shiny medal? Or like, a couple million in cash?

Oh. Awesome. Instead I get a f****** colorful WING.


Well, time to go own Carlos.
https://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4122/shinygoldx56q.png

WTF? That bastard! He knows I'm better than him now so he ran away!

Oh well. Into the ice caves!!



https://img203.imageshack.us/img203/2739/shinygoldx57.png

MANLY MANLINESS:

CHECK THAT **** OUT.

Wait, that's a Farfetch'd, isn't it? Damn it, Google image search. You've failed me again.

@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@_@

TAKE, O take those lips away
That so sweetly were forsworn,
And those eyes, the break of day,
Lights that do mislead the morn:
But my kisses bring again,
Bring again—
Seals of love, but seal'd in vain,
Seal'd in vain!

And as blood quickly rushed to my nether regions,
I knew I must capture this blessed creature


https://img705.imageshack.us/img705/1939/shinygoldx59.png

And thus, our hearts forever entertwined.

https://img237.imageshack.us/img237/7118/shinygoldx60.png

https://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7779/shinygoldx62.png

https://img191.imageshack.us/img191/5853/shinygoldx63.png

https://img192.imageshack.us/img192/6926/shinygoldx64.png
So long, Dizzit. It's been a fun ride...https://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1606/shinygoldx65.png


Oh, you might be wondering what I named her.

...what? It stands for BADASS INCENDIARY GRENADES LEAPING OVER ARID DESERTS

If you were thinking something else, you clearly have a perverted mind.

Oh yeah, by the way:

https://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3489/shinygoldx68.png

Hell yes.

https://img831.imageshack.us/img831/428/shinygoldx69.png

 

[altariaking]

Lol @BIG.LOAD
Cry @Dizzit

BIG.LOAD is like the unholy bear of shiny gold.

 

[dragoniteuser]

Yet another extremly funny episode!
You should update your siggy xephyr...
Anyway you have yet to dissapoint us with your episodes! ;)

 

[dead-man-walking]

BIG.LOAD

I can't even comprehend how long does it take for you to make that abbreviation, lol. xD

 

[piotr_mil]

Very good :0 I like the commentaries, like the one with Mario :) Looking forward for next episode!

 

[astar_01]

I love this Let's Play as you can tell some time has actually been put into it.
The jokes are good, funny and smart. (that's important).
Keep up the updates, can't wait.

 

[dragoniteuser]

I love this Let's Play as you can tell some time has actually been put into it.
The jokes are good, funny and smart. (that's important).
Keep up the updates, can't wait.

Nuff said!
Now I think we're up for a next episode! :)

 

[Disrupter]

This is my inspiration, I'll be making my LP. I lol alot reading this. ;D

 

[Yuoaman]

I wonder how I missed that update... Must have been those dastardly musical chairs. I'm glad I finally got to read it though, fantastic work Xephyr, now you'd better get another update up quick or I might die of humor deprivation, it has happened before.

 

[anthony12306]

Awesome

Dude, you're awesome, this and Yuoaman's Quartz LP are the reason that I am going to make my own. Keep doing what you do, can't wait for next update.

 

[Kenpokid]

This isn't going to end well. I'm betting my left shoe on it.

That was an awful pun. Burn at the stake!

 

[Xephyr]

Hola, amigos!

I started getting screenshots of the next episode. I don't think it's gonna be particularly exciting...it's mostly gonna be me struggling to beat Claire (lolz).

But anyway, there's only gonna be a few more episodes, folks. I'll beat Claire in the next episode, Victory Road it up in the one after that, then separate the Elite Four into a couple episodes. Then the Shiny Gold X LP will be...gasp...completed. *_*

BUT HAVE NO FEAR. I already have a couple episodes worth of screenshots of a sequel LP through another Pokemon game that I'll do right after Shiny Gold X. So even though it takes me forever to update, there WILL be updates, everyone. Patience is a virtue.

Peace,
Xephyr.